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post Apr 13 2005, 11:20 PM
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ROBBERY UNDER ARMS.

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington USA
appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a
previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, A gun shop specialising in
handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
patrol car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before
work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up,
and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a
clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17,
the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who
also drew their guns, several of whom also fired, The robber was
pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics.

Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the
shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics
identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the
exchange of fire.

Here we are at the end of March and we already may have the 2005 winner
of the Darwin Award for stupidity. This guy is going to be hard to beat.
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post Apr 14 2005, 12:43 AM
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Long live the NRA

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post Apr 14 2005, 01:06 AM
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I'm forwarding this one to Brian so he can share with his gun board.

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post Apr 14 2005, 01:40 AM
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I'm surprised 7 folks could hit him while laughing as hard as I did while reading this.
This guy is a shoo in for the "criminal" section of the award.... but overall? The year is young and motorcycling season has just begun...."Dude, hold my beer & watch this....."
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post Apr 14 2005, 05:01 AM
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Sounds like Assisted Suicide to Me .... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
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post Apr 14 2005, 05:03 AM
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Not the first time I read this one.
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post Apr 14 2005, 05:03 AM
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Still mind bogling, though.
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post Apr 14 2005, 05:11 AM
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3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
patrol car parked at the front door.

4. ...a clerk promptly returned fire... with a .50 Desert Eagle


so ya suppose the clerk will be paying to have the bullet holes in both sides of the patrol car welded up? maybe that's just considered collateral damage...

Firearm Safety Rule #3 - know what's behind the target!

(my .44 Desert Eagle has penetrated only paper...)
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post Apr 14 2005, 05:46 AM
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http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp

And, for the most part, true. Cool
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post Apr 14 2005, 05:53 AM
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QUOTE (SLKWrx @ Apr 14 2005, 06:46 AM)
http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp

And, for the most part, true. Cool

okay - 1990 and 10mm, not a Desert Eagle.
i remember that event now.

ya hadda wonder.
a Desert Eagle is not a good defensive weapon, due in at least some part to the availability of ammunition that will both reliably expand and reliably cycle the gas-operated action.

(i have a whole pile of .44 Magnum cartridges that would be potentially useful except they won't cycle reliably. FWIW - PMC StarFire will...)
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post Apr 14 2005, 10:52 AM
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Rich,
You need a reloading press! Then you can tune loads perfect for your pistol. Better reliablilty (in an auto), better accuracy, and cheaper than factory ammo. (you know this already (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) )
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post Apr 14 2005, 10:57 AM
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PMC made 3 "grades" of .22 ammo....they all came off the same line, different packaging (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)

The Starfire makes interesting holes (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
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post Apr 14 2005, 11:08 AM
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haha, it was at the Renton Highlands where there are alot of dummys running around on Meth....


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post Apr 14 2005, 11:09 AM
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QUOTE (airsix @ Apr 14 2005, 11:52 AM)
You need a reloading press! ... (you know this already (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) )

i do know that, especially for the .308 - but i have more than enough activities and too little time and money for them. i won't get into the liability issues of handloads in a defensive situation, although in many ways PA is not too different from NV (except of course for Philadelphia, where i do not live, that wants to be another NYC, Chicago, California, or Massachusetts).

the DE can be picky, with its gas operation. the SIGs are much more forgiving, and the Glock pretty much always gets factory loads anyway (in part due to manufacturer's stipulation (prompted i have no doubt by liability issues) and that defensive environment thing...)

the Eagle wouldn't be my first choice in a residential defensive encounter, because i have neighbors here, not at all like NV (where my property backed onto about 250 acres of BLM land...). but i do keep it on the nightstand primarily as a deterrent. a .44 Magnum Desert Eagle with a 50mm red-dot sight is a BIG handgun...
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post Apr 14 2005, 01:01 PM
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QUOTE (ArtechnikA @ Apr 14 2005, 09:09 AM)
i won't get into the liability issues of handloads in a defensive situation

I don't get the whole liability scare regarding handloads. If someone attacks you and you hit them with a shovel does it make any difference whether you bought the shovel at Home Depot or made it from a kit? The only thing that is relevant is whether or not force was necessary.

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post Apr 14 2005, 01:29 PM
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QUOTE (airsix @ Apr 14 2005, 02:01 PM)
If someone attacks you and you hit them with a shovel does it make any difference whether you bought the shovel at Home Depot or made it from a kit? The only thing that is relevant is whether or not force was necessary.

that makes sense to you and me, which is why we'll probably never be asked to serve on juries for such cases. in a criminal action, there'd be no issue if you respond with appropriate force.

it's the ensuing wrongful death civil case you have to worry about, where the burden of proof is far lower and juries more easily swayed.

if you defend yourself with a bat, because it's available, your average juror will understand that. if you turn it into a mace by adding spikes, the argument will be made that you were just waiting for an opportunity to inflict great bodily injury.

similarly, the argument will be made that if the ammunition available to normal citizens wasn't "deadly enough" for you and you had to make your own, you must be an evil person.

which is a bit why many police departments (LA County Sherrif's, for instance) equip officers with 147-gr FMJ 9mm ball. everyone is taught to keep shooting until the threat is eliminated, and a single gunshot wound is (statistically) pretty survivable. but ball (as i know you know) tends to make neat holes rather than expand with an incapacitating energy dump, therefore, more neat little holes will be required to stop the threat. that's not as survivable, and there are fewer injured felons to subsequently sue the department, the city, the state...

(mind you, i'm not defending the argument that handloads are litigation bait, i'm just telling you it's out there. i really recommend Massad Ayoob's "In The Gravest Extreme" for more on the subject.)
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post Apr 15 2005, 06:34 AM
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QUOTE (Sammy @ Apr 14 2005, 11:22 AM)
The 2nd one has a guy trying to jump a go-cart. He gets it up to about 30 mph and goes off the jump, the cart goes end over end and the guy lands on his face and head, no helmet. His nose ends up everywhere 'cept where it is supposed to be.

The third has a guy going off a rope swing over a quarry. When he tries to let go of the rope, his foot gets caught in the loop and he swings back, upside down, smack dab into the cliff. There he is danglimg by his foot, no idea how he gets down.

Correct me if I'm wrong.. but aren't Darwin awards supposed to be for people who Died doing stupid stuff? There are plenty of people that Lived and did stupid stuff. But if you live, kinda goes against the whole darwin thing.
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post Apr 15 2005, 10:25 AM
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Last year (or the year before) the Darwin Award was given to a guy who used the ball washer on a golf course to wash his own. Resulting in them being torn off. They gave the award because he has no chance to procreat. Lessing the chance that more stupid genes being entered into the pool. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif)
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post Apr 15 2005, 10:42 AM
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H&J in the Reton Highlands? DAMN! I used to live about 8 houses up the street from that place, hahahaha!
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post Apr 15 2005, 12:47 PM
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I use blue tips aka HydraShocks....basically bbs in a gell that hit the target and expend all the energy RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NOW. You don't get up...they also don't thru a wall and kill some innocent bystander a mile away.
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