 Ugliest Porsches ever made! What!?, Sorry...Somebody had to post it... |
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| stownsen914 |
 Mar 18 2023, 05:28 AM
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Senior Member  Group: Members Posts: 912 Joined: 3-October 06 From: Ossining, NY Member No.: 6,985 Region Association: None  |
What an idiot
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| dirk2056 |
Mar 18 2023, 05:31 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 92 Joined: 31-July 17 From: cincinnati/Eastside Member No.: 21,304 Region Association: Middle East 
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving-girl.gif) If they had one in the garage they would vote differently. |
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| 914_7T3 |
Mar 18 2023, 11:22 PM
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Please forgive me, I'm new to all of this! Group: Members Posts: 1,846 Joined: 3-April 17 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 20,991 Region Association: Southern California
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QUOTE(Superhawk996 @ Mar 17 2023, 09:17 AM)  QUOTE(930cabman @ Mar 17 2023, 11:12 AM) QUOTE(Van B @ Mar 17 2023, 09:52 AM) that article is written by idiots, for idiots. I'm very pleased with the company the 914 finds itself with according to that list... some absolute legends. Well said "by idiots, for idiots" Ugly and Porsche do not belong in the same sentence. Disagree - they definitely called it correctly on the Panamera. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) @Superhawk996 C’mon Phil, you know you love it! I know I do! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)  |
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| wonkipop |
Mar 18 2023, 11:55 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 4,247 Joined: 6-May 20 From: north antarctica Member No.: 24,231 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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QUOTE(914_7T3 @ Mar 18 2023, 11:22 PM) QUOTE(Superhawk996 @ Mar 17 2023, 09:17 AM) QUOTE(930cabman @ Mar 17 2023, 11:12 AM) QUOTE(Van B @ Mar 17 2023, 09:52 AM) that article is written by idiots, for idiots. I'm very pleased with the company the 914 finds itself with according to that list... some absolute legends. Well said "by idiots, for idiots" Ugly and Porsche do not belong in the same sentence. Disagree - they definitely called it correctly on the Panamera. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) @Superhawk996 C’mon Phil, you know you love it! I know I do! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) you got a point. all porsches have got some version of a fat german arse on them. even 914s. where its kind of flattened but never the less ridiculously elongated. or take the type 3 karmann ghia which you guys never officially got. what an arse that car has got. goes on forever. then there is the pastie. the old type 3 fast back. back for sure. fast, i dunno? but its one hell of a backside. its not a french model's arse. not breakfast at tiffiny's. just refer to their cars and what they were modelling. cigarettes with black coffee for breakfast there. refer to the citroen xantia. very pert. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) i reckon the 928 perfected their vision of the perfect veeemale arse they were attempting to embody. its a bit like the ancient greeks and their idea of beauty? except they are germans (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) ugliness does not come into it. its a ridiculous parameter when discussing german cars. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif) |
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| arbitrary |
Mar 19 2023, 03:41 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 81 Joined: 25-April 21 From: UK Member No.: 25,475 Region Association: None
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The author was well informed… “ conjured a 911 Carrera 3.0, otherwise known as the 930.”
Fail. |
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| Superhawk996 |
Mar 19 2023, 04:39 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,748 Joined: 25-August 18 From: Woods of N. Idaho Member No.: 22,428 Region Association: Galt's Gulch
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QUOTE(914_7T3 @ Mar 19 2023, 12:22 AM) QUOTE(Superhawk996 @ Mar 17 2023, 09:17 AM) Disagree - they definitely called it correctly on the Panamera. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) @Superhawk996 C’mon Phil, you know you love it! I know I do! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) Since I’ve already offended Jeffrey whom I hold in the highest regard, I might as well go nuclear. Panamera’s long lost, uglier cousin? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) 3/4 rear view  Similarities: Front engine, V8 - check Water pumper - check Four doors - check Big caboose - check Extremely rounded - check Tip the scale above 4000 lbs - check Just too rounded and bulbous for my taste but as always beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’ll be the 1st to admit styling is often a love / hate dynamic. Better to evoke strong feelings one way or another than to be bland and easily forgettable. @“914 7T3” |
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| 914_7T3 |
Mar 19 2023, 06:46 PM
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Please forgive me, I'm new to all of this! Group: Members Posts: 1,846 Joined: 3-April 17 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 20,991 Region Association: Southern California
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QUOTE(Superhawk996 @ Mar 19 2023, 03:39 PM) QUOTE(914_7T3 @ Mar 19 2023, 12:22 AM) QUOTE(Superhawk996 @ Mar 17 2023, 09:17 AM) Disagree - they definitely called it correctly on the Panamera. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) @Superhawk996 C’mon Phil, you know you love it! I know I do! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) Since I’ve already offended Jeffrey whom I hold in the highest regard, I might as well go nuclear. Panamera’s long lost, uglier cousin? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) 3/4 rear view Similarities: Front engine, V8 - check Water pumper - check Four doors - check Big caboose - check Extremely rounded - check Tip the scale above 4000 lbs - check Just too rounded and bulbous for my taste but as always beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’ll be the 1st to admit styling is often a love / hate dynamic. Better to evoke strong feelings one way or another than to be bland and easily forgettable. @“914 7T3” @superhawk996 You can’t offend me! BTW, you forgot to reference the Ford Crown Victoria, another modern classic! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)  |
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| Superhawk996 |
Mar 19 2023, 09:48 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,748 Joined: 25-August 18 From: Woods of N. Idaho Member No.: 22,428 Region Association: Galt's Gulch
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Now that’s being a good sport! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif)
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| r_towle |
Mar 19 2023, 10:53 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,563 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States
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Yet the article has achieved his real objectives.
Clicks, advertising revenue, and buzz |
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| eeyore |
Mar 20 2023, 11:01 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 889 Joined: 8-January 04 From: meridian, id Member No.: 1,533 Region Association: None |
The last of the Crown Vics is a better looking car than the first of the Panameras.
The 986/996 has not aged well, either. |
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