OT: Vacation cruises, Looking for been there done thats... Options

[Sparky]

First off if this needs to be in the Sandbox let me know...

OK so the wife and I celebrated our tenth ann. back in September. Our original plans where a trip someplace warm and sunny during this upcoming spring break. I contacted a travel agent (first mistake) and specified no children, adult only (second mistake). Now when the T/A sent over the first sets of email I checked everything out and was fine with untilI caught a section pretaining to escorts and how we could have our pic every 24 hours. Apparently the T/A thought I meant a "Lifestyles" vacation for my wife and I. Though I pondered it for a minute (long enough to hear the whistling sound of my wifes hand before it left a dent in the side of my head) perhaps we aren't ready to explore that aspect of our relationship.

Soo.... I've been instructed by the wife to find us a nice cruise to go on. Without Porn stars, escorts, or nudity.

Thoughts, advice, opinions?

Thanks!
Mike D.