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> How old is Slits..???????, So MattR and I were talking.... And...
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post Jan 4 2006, 08:55 AM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif) I seem to remember that Hooter's night in Anaheim! Was Slits the guy in the White Tux jacket? Oh yeah! Picture to follow:

Dan.........................
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post Jan 4 2006, 08:59 AM
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old enough to know better.
young enough to remember
smart enough not to tell you guys.
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post Jan 4 2006, 09:36 AM
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[QUOTE] i heard that Ron was the first man circumsized. Adam caught Ron and Eve together and kicked Eve in the chin! [QUOTE]

Troy

You may be onto something there. I had a vision last night (nightmare really). It turns out God didn't rest on the seventh day. He made Slits and put him in charge of all things mechanical. The Garden ran a little like Disneyland and Ron was kept busy keeping it running. Unfortunately, Ron was not as lucky as Adam and he had no Eve, instead he had Mile's ewe. Ron actually knew the serpent. When Adam and Eve got kicked out, Ron decided to focus his attention on 914's and therefore our cars are either blessed or cursed by the devil (cursed most of the time).

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post Jan 4 2006, 09:56 AM
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Ron is almost as old as Bernie (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)

(and he's Matt's Great Grandfather) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif)
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post Jan 4 2006, 10:34 AM
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Who's Ron? What is this topic about? I must be getting old myself, I cant remember who Ron is.
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post Jan 4 2006, 10:37 AM
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ron single handedly eveloved into homo erectus (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
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post Jan 4 2006, 10:43 AM
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QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Jan 4 2006, 08:37 AM)
ron single handedly eveloved into homo erectus (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
(IMG:http://www.restena.lu/primaire/junglinster/Zeitschnur/Image3.gif)

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) Wow! I did not know that.................................
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post Jan 4 2006, 10:44 AM
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I don't know how old Ron is but I do know when I googled 'Old', it cam up with his picture. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/confused24.gif)
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post Jan 4 2006, 01:36 PM
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I have never met Ron but rumour has it (and I am not one to spread rumours) that when God said "Let there be light", Ron turned on the switch. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beer.gif)
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post Jan 4 2006, 05:54 PM
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QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Jan 4 2006, 08:37 AM)
ron single handedly eveloved into homo erectus (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
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ironic. slits is a homo erectus, but he needs a pill to get an erectus (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif)
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post Jan 4 2006, 06:04 PM
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Matt when you get old enough to get an erectus, then you will apprechate how many times Slits has done the deed and will be happy that there is a pill to help your performance when you grow up.

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post Jan 4 2006, 06:10 PM
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QUOTE (bernbomb914 @ Jan 4 2006, 04:04 PM)
Matt when you get old enough to get an erectus, then you will apprechate how many times Slits has done the deed and will be happy that there is a pill to help your performance when you grow up.

Bernie

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i guess humor is like wine. it gets better with age....

... then after a BUNCH of years it just gets sour.
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post Jan 4 2006, 06:20 PM
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OUCH!!

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post Jan 4 2006, 07:28 PM
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QUOTE (MattR @ Jan 4 2006, 05:10 PM)
QUOTE (bernbomb914 @ Jan 4 2006, 04:04 PM)
Matt when you get old enough to get an erectus, then you will apprechate how many times Slits has done the deed and will be happy that there is a pill to help your performance when you grow up.

Bernie

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i guess humor is like wine. it gets better with age....

... then after a BUNCH of years it just gets sour.

ROFLMAFAO! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/av-943.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
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post Jan 6 2006, 04:32 PM
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ok, my turn. My educated guess is between 59 & 61. On another note, I've got this interesting tidbit; Ron was once a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride at Disneyland in the early '70s! He's got some great stories to tell about it. Funny thing is when I was a kid we went to Disneyland once or twice a year and I may have had a younger SLITS as tour guide on a Jungle Cruise boat!
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post Jan 6 2006, 05:28 PM
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My exploits in Africa inspired the Jungle Cruise (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif)
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post Jan 6 2006, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE (Howard @ Jan 6 2006, 04:28 PM)
My exploits in Africa inspired the Jungle Cruise (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif)

Yeh, but we didn't come back with crotch rot! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/poke.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/KMA.gif)
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post Jan 6 2006, 10:07 PM
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Ron's birth certificate pre dates the Magna Carta according to radio carbon dating.
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post Jan 6 2006, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE (MattR @ Jan 6 2006, 09:07 PM)
Ron's birth certificate pre dates the Magna Carta according to radio carbon dating.

carved in stone
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post Jan 6 2006, 10:27 PM
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It is common knowledge that the "Big Bang" was when SLITS father slapped his a$$ with a club at birth
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