 How old is Slits..???????, So MattR and I were talking.... And... |
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| Howard |
 Jan 6 2006, 11:38 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member  Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None 
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OT, here we come...
Ron and his wife were celebrating their 40th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what was it?" she asked. He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out.'" She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 40 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished." |
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| Howard |
Jan 6 2006, 11:49 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None
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On a similar note, this aging thing is all wrong.
Hey, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. Let's die first, get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home. Get kicked out because you're too young, get a gold watch and go to work. Work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. Do drugs, alcohol, party, get ready for high school. Go to grade school, become a kid, play, have no responsibilities. Become a little baby, and go back into the womb, Spend the last nine months floating and finish off as an orgasm. |
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| Aaron Cox |
Jan 6 2006, 11:51 PM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
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| a914luvr |
Jan 7 2006, 10:04 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 313 Joined: 6-February 03 From: Riverside, CA Member No.: 259 |
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| Grimstead |
Jan 7 2006, 06:41 PM
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That would explain his fear of animatronic hippos (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) and his need to make us stand in line for forty-five minutes before he'll see us. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chatsmiley.gif) That would also explain the container in Ron's house, with Walt's frozen head in it. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif) |
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| fuch toy |
Jan 8 2006, 12:23 AM
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Slits before the accident?
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| KaptKaos |
Jan 8 2006, 10:17 AM
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Nothing related to Francis Macomber I hope. |
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