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> 914 Romance Novel, Everyone add a new paragraph!
TINCAN914
post Mar 30 2006, 06:03 PM
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ummmm ya, a few times.. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif)
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post Mar 30 2006, 06:09 PM
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as.....A maniac in spandex lept out of the shadows and lisped......Thay....those are my goaths......here, take these Coronian slave boys and haul that crappy piece of steel to the east coast.....
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post Mar 30 2006, 06:49 PM
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A brave and stoic man, he had never before let himself become this vulnerable. Her smooth body was so firm, her interior so soft and inviting she left him little choice. One by one the belts were attached, the final one constraining his bulging manhood until he could barely breathe.

‘Are you sure this last belt is necessary?’ he whimpered. She smiled knowingly, but said nothing as he blipped her throttle. They left pit lane in company of other, lesser lovers, and headed for the first turn. He was firm, but gentle as her lower anatomy warmed to the task at hand. Soon they left the mundane pack as he found he could push harder without losing control. And she begged for more.

Soon they were faster, further, and deeper than any pair who have ventured along this path before. The belts, designed to constrain, only heightened the feeling of total abandon. The crescendo rose until they reached that mutual orgasmic experience. They held on as long as they dared and found the elusive ‘G’ spot.. Hitting peak torque and a late apex together, they screamed into high desert sky, knowing this would be the first of many that day.
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post Mar 30 2006, 07:00 PM
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I think I'm going to throw up. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/icon8.gif)

(and no, it's not from the G's)

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post Mar 30 2006, 07:05 PM
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QUOTE (Jenny @ Mar 30 2006, 05:00 PM)
I think I'm going to throw up. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/icon8.gif)

(and no, it's not from the G's)

Jen

Jen, that's harsh. I worked pretty hard on this. A very attractice young lady racer (who will remain nameless) told me guys like racing because the elation of nailing apexes repeatedly is as close as they will ever get to multiple orgasms.

What's your take on this? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wub.gif)
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post Mar 30 2006, 07:15 PM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) Sounds about right.

I'll have what she's having. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

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post Mar 30 2006, 07:23 PM
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And suddenly as the ecstacy came, it was over. There was first a gurgle, then a gasp and then a horrible banging noise and all was silent. Unfastening the straps, he got up and looked at the massive wetness underneath................................
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post Mar 30 2006, 07:56 PM
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Times a wastin', get wrenchin'!
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But just then he looked up, over in the bushes he saw the pack of 911s waiting to drag her now thrashed carcass to the grave. But one broke from the pack thirsting for the blood he saw all over the grass. Our hero sprang to life with a ratchet in one hand and a set of jack stands in the other. Before the 911 realized what happened it was in the air faster than a Nascar pit stop. Parts flew everywhere and the 911 still beating heart was on its way to her. Our hero just scored himself another 911 kill, this time to save the life of his love.
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post Mar 30 2006, 08:33 PM
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He eased into her slowly. The smell of leather, heady. Her scent delicious. With a deep throaty growl she shuddered as he teased her and worked her steadly into a faster pace. Thrashing wildly beneath his masterful control she moaned eagerly...
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post Mar 30 2006, 08:47 PM
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It all happens so fast!
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Oh what a mess she exclaimed as the rubber gave way to leakage from his final push, damn rod tube he muttered. Or was the leaking from somewhere higher as she climbed off of him. After closer inspection......... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/popcorn[1].gif)
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post Mar 30 2006, 09:43 PM
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After closer inspection of her dark and smoky hole, he noticed a dropped valve seat had made mincemeat of her thrusting piston. He grabbed his sawzall and approached her menacingly. "Wait she cried...."
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post Mar 30 2006, 10:19 PM
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Then he rolled over and fell asleep.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif)
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post Mar 31 2006, 07:43 AM
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but the sound of dripping oil awoke him...
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post Mar 31 2006, 03:31 PM
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How about....

"There once was a 914 from Nantucket..."? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Mar 31 2006, 03:45 PM
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There once was a teener from Nantucket
Who found so much rust he said F-it
The new owners did mods
sheetmetal and titanium rods
Now shes a knockout
A real money bucket
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post Mar 31 2006, 03:52 PM
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QUOTE (r_towle @ Mar 31 2006, 02:45 PM)
There once was a teener from Nantucket
Who found so much rust he said F-it
The new owners did mods
sheetmetal and titanium rods
Now shes a knockout
A real money bucket

No kidding. Ti rods, huh.

Well. There you have it.




I'm not qualified to add anything to the romance novel. All the girls that I've ever slept with were in need of some serious camber adjustment.
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post Mar 31 2006, 09:52 PM
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Sounds like yer micrometer is outta adjustment.
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post Mar 31 2006, 10:25 PM
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Sounds like yer micrometer is outta adjustment.

My micrometer is fine. It's my indicol that doesn't work right. You have to fiddle with it to get the cantilever to move right without pushing the rest of the assembly out of wack. Solution: more lube.

Anyway, everyone knows you use fishing line and calipers to set camber/toe.
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post Mar 31 2006, 10:26 PM
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Did you mean to say "camel toe"?
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post Mar 31 2006, 10:38 PM
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All I have are 6-inch digital calipers. You need 8 inch or bigger to properly handle camel toe.

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