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 Sep 29 2003, 08:09 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you!  Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869  |
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limosine when
he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied "We've been unable to eat for five days and my family is starving". "Oh, hell, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer. "But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too." "But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered. "Bring them as well" replied the lawyer. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows said: "Sir, you are much too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it, my friend. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall." |
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Sep 29 2003, 10:41 PM
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Shriveled member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,233 Joined: 8-February 03 From: Florida Member No.: 271 Region Association: None  |
ba-dum-pum!
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