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> my favorite google 914 response, what's yours
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post Jul 6 2006, 02:58 PM
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Porsche 914 Automotive Radiators and Radiator PartsThe best deals on Porsche 914 radiators. Call 888-252-1313. We stock all Porsche 914 models, years, and engine sizes.
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post Jul 6 2006, 03:01 PM
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Must be catering to the Subie crowd.
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post Jul 6 2006, 03:02 PM
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check the link they only carry parts for model years 75 and 76 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chair.gif)
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post Jul 6 2006, 03:07 PM
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i can get a new radiator for 199$ should i take it

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Chuck : The part itself costs $199 with a lifetime warranty and $179 with a one year warranty. We can get you wholesale rates on labor, assuming you went with our installation centers. That's about 1/3 what you'd pay at the dealer. Would you like me to get you an exact labor quote?
You : how much for the parts
Chuck : We have installation centers all over who give us preferred labor rates -- on W Wooley Rd, Santa Monica Dr, and Victoria Ave. If you'd like, we can call them and get the best labor rate for your job and get back to you in a few minutes via phone or email. Would you like us to do that? Or you can call now and speak with our installation specialist Jerry. He's at 888-252-1313.
You : 93035
Chuck : Ok. Price on the part is coming -- What's your zip code so I can check on the closest installation center to you?
You : install to
Chuck : good. You'll be putting in exactly what you pulled out. Lifetime Warranty and drop-in fit. Do you want quotes on just the radiator -- or installation too?
You : oe style
Chuck : OK. Would you prefer quotes on an OE Style or aftermarket radiator?
You : 2.0
Chuck : Do you know the engine size?
You : does it matter?
Chuck : What year is your Porsche 914?


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post Jul 6 2006, 03:07 PM
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Oh this is too damn funny!!!!

Their message board is totally automated...

Here's the excerpt from my "conversation" with "Chuck"...

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Chuck : What year is your Porsche 914?

You : I doesn't matter, all 914's were made with air-cooled motors. No radiators...

Chuck : Do you know the engine size?

You : never mind...

Chuck : That's no problem, I think we can at least get you a price without that information. Would you prefer quotes on an OE Style or aftermarket radiator?

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I had to stop then... It was too much like arguing with voice mail...

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post Jul 6 2006, 03:29 PM
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here is mine.. you sick effers beat me..

Chuck : I could sell this to you but the 73 914 was a little tricky. Your best bet is speaking to George, our lead Porsche technician (or one of his techs), to verify your radiator. he always figures out the right one the first time with just a couple questions. He's at 888-252-1313, but is on the phone now. I can have him call you back in a minute - what's your phone number and the area code?
Chuck : There are a couple of different radiators, ranging in price between $99 and $299. All run about 1/3 what the dealer charges. Hold on --
Chuck : Oh okay. We're right in Riverside and delivery to Corona every day -- hold on a second while I pull up the price--
You : 92882, ASAP
Chuck : Your price is coming. Looks like that 73 is a really complicated fit. I'll just quote you the most likely 1 of the 3 possible parts -- Or you're welcome to talk to one of our Porsche techs to be 100% sure. What's your zip code and how soon would you need it?
You : just the rad
Chuck : good. You'll be putting in exactly what you pulled out. Lifetime Warranty and drop-in fit. Do you want quotes on just the radiator -- or installation too?
You : OE
Chuck : OK. Would you prefer quotes on an OE Style or aftermarket radiator?
You : 2L
Chuck : Do you know the engine size?
You : 73
Chuck : What year is your Porsche 914?
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post Jul 6 2006, 03:45 PM
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stop screwing around aaron. go work on your car.

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post Jul 6 2006, 03:48 PM
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blow me kevin. LOL

i had class from 7am - noon.. work from 4-9

craig downs is coming over tomorrow to hep pull the trans and what not...

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post Jul 6 2006, 03:49 PM
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Chuck : What year is your Porsche 914?
You : '74. Is this the UFO site?
Chuck : Do you know the engine size?
You : it's a 2 liter, but really i'm trying to find the UFO sighting to see if I truly saw aliens
Chuck : OK. Would you prefer quotes on an OE Style or aftermarket radiator?
You : DAMMIT CHUCK. I'M TALKING ABOUT ALIENS! NOT RADIATORS!
Chuck : good. The aftermarket fits and cools just like OE Style, but you'll save some cash. Do you want quotes on just the radiator -- or installation too?
You : Where is the UFO sighting forum?
Chuck : Your price is coming. Looks like that 74 is a really complicated fit. I'll just quote you the most likely 1 of the 3 possible parts -- Or you're welcome to talk to one of our Porsche techs to be 100% sure. What's your zip code and how soon would you need it?
You : next week is fine
Chuck : Good. We deliver into every day, so we can get that part out to you as soon as you need it. Let me pull up the price here--
Chuck : There are a couple of different radiators, ranging in price between $99 and $299. All run about 1/3 what the dealer charges. Oh wait, hold on one second, let me double check that application...
Chuck : Yeah, you know what, I've heard some horror stories about the 74 914 radiators not always fitting right. Our main priority is always getting you the right part the first time to avoid the hassle of shipping parts back and forth. If you're thinking about price, there's nothing to worry about since we price match all the time and have a 30 day low-price guarantee. To make sure you get the right radiator, your best bet is to talk to George, our lead Porsche specialist (or one of his techs) @ 888-252-1313. He's on the phone right now, but I can have him call you back in one minute. What's your area code and phone number?
You : Do you carry any Ferrari hoses?
Chuck : No problem-- We've been here 20 years, and aren't satisfied till you are. If you'd like, I can put a note in our system, so if you decide to make us your last call, we'll know to beat any price you find.
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post Jul 6 2006, 03:53 PM
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Dan, ya kill me!!!

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post Jul 6 2006, 03:56 PM
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You: 1974 Porsche 914

Chuck: Fuck you 914 guys, those cars are air-cooled!
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post Jul 6 2006, 03:57 PM
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go put the car on jackstands and have everything ready to go. we'll be missing you this weekend.

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post Jul 6 2006, 03:59 PM
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I think they're on to us. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stan.gif)




You: 1974 Porsche 914

Chuck: Fuck you 914 guys, those cars are air-cooled!



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post Jul 6 2006, 04:01 PM
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This is my favorite part:
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Chuck : Yeah, you know what, I've heard some horror stories about the 74 914 radiators not always fitting right.
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post Jul 6 2006, 04:02 PM
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Radiator.com is your source for any and all Porsche 914 cooling system needs, including radiators....



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post Jul 6 2006, 04:08 PM
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I think they're on to us. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stan.gif)




You: 1974 Porsche 914

Chuck: Fuck you 914 guys, those cars are air-cooled!



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post Jul 6 2006, 04:18 PM
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George is still busy, but they deliver to Canada everyday

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post Jul 6 2006, 04:36 PM
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OMG, you guys (and gals are the best) , I haven,t had such a good laugh in a while. So loud I woke up my wife. Tryed to explane it to her,the look I got was as good as the article. George , is a ex Kirby salesman,or sold time shares.
Some one ask Gearge if we can do a group buy. I,ll take two for a 73.
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post Jul 6 2006, 04:36 PM
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You : COME BACK JACKASS!! YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A RADIATOR FOR A 7L 914!?!?
Chuck : [Chuck has left the chat]
You : Does that mean you can't have my radiator to Willow Springs in fifteen minutes... I need 45 to put it in
Chuck : Thank you. We'll always be here whether you need a radiator or just free advice. Bye!
You : I think not.
Chuck : No problem-- We've been here 20 years, and aren't satisfied till you are. If you'd like, I can put a note in our system, so if you decide to make us your last call, we'll know to beat any price you find.
You : dealer?
Chuck : There are a couple of different radiators, ranging in price between $99 and $299. All run about 1/3 what the dealer charges. Oh wait, hold on one second, let me double check that application...
Chuck : Good. We deliver into every day, so we can get that part out to you as soon as you need it. Let me pull up the price here--
You : 95 7liter 914 is a complicated fit? I don't doubt it. I need it in fifteen minutes. Got a race starting!
Chuck : Your price is coming. Looks like that 95 is a really complicated fit. I'll just quote you the most likely 1 of the 3 possible parts -- Or you're welcome to talk to one of our Porsche techs to be 100% sure. What's your zip code and how soon would you need it?
You : Oh, you sell OE cylinders, eh?
Chuck : good. The aftermarket fits and cools just like OE Style, but you'll save some cash. Do you want quotes on just the radiator -- or installation too?
You : Would you prefer to bend over, or shall I?
Chuck : OK. Would you prefer quotes on an OE Style or aftermarket radiator?
You : 7 liters
Chuck : Do you know the engine size?
You : 95
Chuck : What year is your Porsche 914?
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post Jul 6 2006, 05:50 PM
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Too funny.

Great laughs!!


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