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Joe Bob
post Nov 7 2003, 03:48 PM
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Redheads have always scared the hell out of me....... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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post Nov 7 2003, 03:52 PM
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Does anybody else find that pic that MikeZ posted mesmerizing. I think I sat there and stared at it for about 5 minutes. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) With a small trickle of drool running out the corner of my mouth. Aaaaaahhhhh!
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post Nov 7 2003, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE(mikez @ Nov 7 2003, 01:48 PM)
Redheads have always scared the hell out of me....... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

there's nothing like a woman with red hair, green eyes and the character to go with it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

they're not scary mike, they're real!
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post Nov 7 2003, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE(mike_the_man @ Nov 7 2003, 01:52 PM)
Does anybody else find that pic that MikeZ posted mesmerizing.

Not particularly, no.
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post Nov 7 2003, 05:12 PM
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QUOTE(SirAndy @ Nov 7 2003, 02:53 PM)

there's nothing like a woman with red hair, green eyes and the character to go with it.

Well, I've got the hair and the eyes. I don't know about my character. It seems questionable even on the best of days.

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A few weeks ago there was a blurb on the news about what color hair men preferred in women. Only seven percent of them said they preferred redheads ... I guess that's why I can't get a date to save my life.

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Or maybe it's my character.

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post Nov 7 2003, 05:13 PM
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QUOTE(mikez @ Nov 7 2003, 01:48 PM)
Redheads have always scared the hell out of me....... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)

Note to self: run up behind Mike Z. and yell "Boo!" at first opportunity.
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post Nov 7 2003, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE(Air_Cooled_Nut @ Nov 6 2003, 09:21 PM)
QUOTE(Queenie @ Nov 6 2003, 06:11 PM)
...Also, breasts?  The kind you gentlemen display such a fondness for around here?  They're a serious liability when a girl's trying to access her pedal cluster.  I don't know whose bright idea it was to put the e-brake lever on the left side of the driver's seat, but I'd like to have a stern word with him.  OUCH...

Uhm...I don't understand? Were you in the passenger seat and had to reach past the driver to reach it (thus her chest was in the way)?

He-llooooo? I'm serious, I don't understand what the problem is! Maybe because I'm a skinny 160-lbs. 5'10" male (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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QUOTE(Air_Cooled_Nut @ Nov 7 2003, 03:14 PM)

He-llooooo? I'm serious, I don't understand what the problem is! Maybe because I'm a skinny 160-lbs. 5'10" male (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

It could have to do with height and/or arm length. I'm 5'7" and for me to be in the driver's side foot well wrestling with stuff ... well, it just put me in an awkward position.

Put on some fake boobs and try it sometime.

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post Nov 7 2003, 05:23 PM
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QUOTE(Air_Cooled_Nut @ Nov 7 2003, 03:14 PM)
He-llooooo? I'm serious, I don't understand what the problem is! Maybe because I'm a skinny 160-lbs. 5'10" male (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

ok, try to picture this.
handbrake is engaged and the lever is up.
she's trying to unscrew her floorboard (to fix the brake switch)
so, she's on the drivers side, leaning over the drivers seat to get to the floor-board and her breasts and the handbrake lever "touch".

outsch!
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post Nov 7 2003, 05:25 PM
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I am going to go get some popcorn, I'd like to hear this story one more time.

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post Nov 7 2003, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(redshift @ Nov 7 2003, 03:25 PM)
I am going to go get some popcorn, I'd like to hear this story one more time. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif)

and who's the pervert now? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Nov 7 2003, 05:28 PM
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i saw fake boobs and stopped there.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif)

waiting for pics and the next installment..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer3.gif)
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post Nov 7 2003, 05:52 PM
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The last time I installed breasts in my car, they got drunk, and beat me up.

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post Nov 7 2003, 05:56 PM
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QUOTE(SirAndy @ Nov 7 2003, 03:23 PM)

outsch!

That just about sums it up, Andy. I discovered this morning that I even got a little bruise on my tummy.

But at least I didn't break a nail.

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post Nov 7 2003, 05:59 PM
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Hee! Great picture, Mike.
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post Nov 7 2003, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE(redshift @ Nov 7 2003, 03:52 PM)
The last time I installed breasts in my car, they got drunk, and beat me up.

Is there anything more alarming than drunk and disorderly breasts?
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post Nov 7 2003, 06:26 PM
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Yes, drunken asses.

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QUOTE(SirAndy @ Nov 7 2003, 03:23 PM)
QUOTE(Air_Cooled_Nut @ Nov 7 2003, 03:14 PM)
He-llooooo?  I'm serious, I don't understand what the problem is!  Maybe because I'm a skinny 160-lbs. 5'10" male (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

ok, try to picture this.
handbrake is engaged and the lever is up.
she's trying to unscrew her floorboard (to fix the brake switch)
so, she's on the drivers side, leaning over the drivers seat to get to the floor-board and her breasts and the handbrake lever "touch".

outsch!
Andy

bzzz-click!

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Okay, now I understand. You weren't sitting in the seat...got it!

Hrm, I think you need a man...I mean, whenever my girlfriend's jubblies get in her way I am always willing to hold them for her. But I'm a nice guy...maybe it's just me?

I'm sure if you ever need a "helping hand" someone here will come to your rescue (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wavey.gif)
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QUOTE(Air_Cooled_Nut @ Nov 7 2003, 04:26 PM)
jubblies

Does the fact that I find this word hilarious make me a bad feminist?
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