 25 signs that you have grown up, applies to about 1/2 of you guys..... |
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| Joe Bob |
 Dec 5 2003, 01:30 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times  Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None  |
Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. You watch the Weather Channel. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you!!! |
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| bernbomb914 |
Dec 5 2003, 01:33 PM
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one of the oldest Farts on this board Group: Benefactors Posts: 1,873 Joined: 29-December 02 From: Temecula, CA Member No.: 36  |
Amen!!!!!!
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| DrifterJay |
Dec 5 2003, 03:15 PM
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I break stuff... Group: Members Posts: 1,034 Joined: 25-May 03 From: Oceanside, California Member No.: 737 Region Association: None |
bummer (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif)
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| seanery |
Dec 5 2003, 03:42 PM
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waiting to rebuild whitey! Group: Retired Admin Posts: 15,852 Joined: 7-January 03 From: Indy Member No.: 100 Region Association: None |
just wait kid, it happens to the best of us!
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| Bruce Allert |
Dec 5 2003, 04:44 PM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
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the aternative form of relaxation.... all the above (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif) ...........b |
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| redshift |
Dec 5 2003, 04:47 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
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| Howard |
Dec 5 2003, 06:42 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None
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Let's set this to music.Elvis
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| john rogers |
Dec 5 2003, 07:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,525 Joined: 4-March 03 From: Chula Vista CA Member No.: 391 |
I was really going to laugh about that, but I forgot what I read.......
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| Katmanken |
Dec 5 2003, 07:36 PM
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You haven't seen me if anybody asks... Group: Members Posts: 4,738 Joined: 14-June 03 From: USA Member No.: 819 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
Help! I 've fallen and I can't get up!....
Er, is that get it up? I never can remember..... Wnat is this about anyway? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Kenji |
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| Gint |
Dec 5 2003, 07:58 PM
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Mike Ginter Group: Admin Posts: 16,071 Joined: 26-December 02 From: Denver CO. Member No.: 20 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
Hey now... that's just...
At least I had pizza for breakfast this morning. |
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| Joe Ricard |
Dec 5 2003, 08:26 PM
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CUMONIWANNARACEU Group: Members Posts: 6,811 Joined: 5-January 03 From: Gautier, MS Member No.: 92 |
Man, the truth hurts and so does my back! Damn couch (IMG:style_emoticons/default/finger.gif)
But we all got cool cars (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif) So how many of us are NOT older than our cars? Drifter?????? |
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| Ratt |
Dec 5 2003, 10:50 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 85 Joined: 10-September 03 From: Goose Creek, SC Member No.: 1,136 |
Crap, I didn't need the reminder of whats to come. My car is 11 years older then me! Im a strange one, Every car I have owned is older then me. Everybody asks when Im gonna get a honduh, I just roll my eyes.
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| rick 918-S |
Dec 5 2003, 11:32 PM
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Hey nice rack! -Celette Group: Members Posts: 20,457 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Now in Superior WI Member No.: 43 Region Association: Northstar Region
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Ya Thanks Mike...Really (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)
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