Rainy day follies, Racing bumper stickers & t-shirts Options

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Swooped from an SCCA/IT board --
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Across the back door of his enclosed trailer. "In this trailer is a disease for which there is no cure."

Across the back bumper of a GT1 car. "You must be fast, cause you were haulin' ass when I passed you!"

"Driver has no cash"

"Born to race - Forced to work"

"I fish like I golf - I'd rather be racing"

"Driving a race car is like making love to a gorilla - you don't get to stop when you get tired"

Seen on the back of a van: "If you can read this, I've lost my trailer again"

"We interrupt this marriage to bring you the racing season"

"Remember when racing was dangerous & sex was safe"

"Honk if anything falls off"

"The only sport thet requires a pair of balls"

"My drinking team has a racing problem"

Seen by the gas cap "Insert cash here" (also suitable for the hood)

"Caution: This vehicle may blow up for no apparent reason."

Next to the fuel filler: "Gashole"

On the hood: "1500cc Cash Injected"

"The surgeon general didn't say anything about smoking the competition"

"RACING...When Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll aren't enough..."

"ALL THE PARTS FALLING OFF THIS CAR ARE MADE WITH THE FINEST BRITISH WORKMANSHIP."

Printed upside down on a Formula Vee: "If you can read this, roll me over!"

"Those with golf balls golf...Those with real balls race"

Butch Kummer's (GT-1 Corvette) mantra... "BK Racing, Turning Money Into Noise"

"You can sleep in your race car, but you can't race in your house."

"REAL RACECARS TURN RIGHT AND LEFT"

"If you can't race it or take it to bed, who needs it?"

"If it's got tits or wheels it will give you trouble"

"When I was young I spent lots of money on women and cars. The rest of it I wasted."

"Work is the curse of the racing class."

"We interrupt this marriage to bring you the racing season." side by side with: "Families that race

together stay together."

"Racecar spelled backwards is racecaR"

"My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes!"

"Wide open till ya see GOD then brake"

"Don't follow me, I'm just making this s**t up!"

"The more I learn about women, the more I like race cars"

"Roadracers go in deeper and come out harder"

"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you"

"How do you make a small fortune racing? Start with a Large one."

"Fast cars drag race, fast drivers road race."

On the dash of an old British race car; 3-position switch labeled
-DIM-
-FLICKER-
-BLOW FUSE-

"Credit Cards: The Great American Sponsor!"

"My wife says she's gonna leave me if I go racing ONE MORE TIME...God, I'm gonna miss her!"

"Leave me alone! I'm playing with my Wankel!"