http://www.914world.com/classifieds/detail...?cat=20&de=2024

way to sell a car! I like how he's calling everyone losers/retards, yet he's the one with the DUI, no license, and peddling his bike around town.

You can be funny AND be a dick....that guy is just a dick....

Got to admit I missed that one. What a classic. Guess I'm a retard cause I have my license and like to e-mail. Well, got to weed the retards out! How did he get here?

"you can afford a phone call then you shouldn't be looking to buy a race car... you should be looking for something more like a chevy chevette how about a 1979 chevette... that's your car."

that's my favorite. little does he know a '79 chevette is probably quicker than his original 1.7L "race car".

We should ALL email him!!!

-Bob O
we're ALL retards and jerks!!

i could write a little script that makes every member on this board send him an email.
that would be almost 2000 retards in his inbox.

Andy

do it Andy. He's a bigger dick than me.

ok, someone come up with a "nice" email we can send him ...

Andy

Actually, that pretty much sums up my attitude about selling cars. I kinda like his style.

You Guys are SOooo Bad!

Do it!

That guy is just desperate for a phone call. He probably wants to sell you something else! Must have been that leatherboy pic from the other thread that gave him the idea

West LA? Sounds more like West Hollywood!

Ok, here's the e-mail this guy deserves.

Brian,

I am a worthy potential owner of your Porsche 914. I have a PhD in mechanical engineering from Stanford and have been a Porschephile for over a decade. I perform all my own mechanical work and would have this car in top mechanical shape inside an hour. I consider it an honor to have to opportunity to purchase this magnificent car from such an esteemed, refined and intelligent gentleman such as yourself. Please deliver the car and collect your payment of 2 cases of Budweiser and a 40 of O.E. at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,

Jackson Offenheimer

I'm sold!

shiiiisih, kun I ddries it fooist?

Dear Kindest Sir,

I would like be very interested in transactioning the item you have list in you ad. My family is very rich. We have been in exile from our home territory and removed to a park trailer until further civil disputes have been solved. I would gladly compensate for item listed in ad with a cashier's check from my land. When you get this check please include the extra funds when you ship item listed in ad to our new park trailer. I look forward to welcome return email from you.

Best Regards,
Hapoop

Ok, here's how that will play out:

1) 2000 messages go out to this guy's yahoo mail account.
2) Mail all originates with 914world.com IP address.
3) Jerkoff reports the mail bomb to "abuse@yahoo.com" which isn't really important because the attack will be detected automatically by Yahoo's MTA software anyway.
4) 914world.com is blacklisted by Yahoo
5) 914world.com members with Yahoo addresses no longer able to recieve email notifications.

If you send the email attack the colateral damage will be high.

-Ben M.

that's why you use an open relay.

Ask him how much he wants for his 1979 Chevette. and how many miles and if the seals are good.

Ben's right.

'Sides, he did ask for all of us to phone him.....

kim.

He did leave his phone number and a lot of us are up late/different time zones........ But he probably goes to bed early because of all the exercise he's been getting riding his bike. I'm sure the phone call won't cost much.

He didn't say we couldn't call him collect!

1800collect :finger2:

He must be in Customer Service for the phone company.
CCLINSATISFIED

Who has cell phones with unlimited/mega weekend minutes? Will not cost us a thing.

Sunday, 10:00 am pacific time, 1:00 eastern. Or, since our friend is pacific, can we do 6:00 am pacific Sunday, 9:00 eastern? Nice wake up call.

too busy getting hammered to fix all the leaks that go with the car. if he kept his drunken ass off the roads he would'nt be restricted to a 1 manpower mode of transportation.

kevin