Gawd,
Never knew there were this many people out there with my birthday.
In my whole life, I met one other.
Thanks guys and gals. No, I'm not 35, my oldest daugter is older than that. No, I'm not as old as you think either. Can you say child bride?
Alright, time for Ken's annual Birthday checkout.....
Don't feel any older so that's good....
Limb check -
Yup, got most of my limbs...
Tooth check- 1, 2, 3, 4...
Yup, same as last year so that's good...
Reaction to hot chick thread-
CHECK!!!
Aimability check-
I didn't pee on my shoes today so that's great!.
Pant size check - it's both good and bad because they aren't any bigger but not any smaller...must be all the darned popcorn around here
Dance check- still can't dance-:
Drool check-
nope, chin is still clean..
Brain check-
Ctrl-alt-delete -What were we talking about?
Happy Birthday Y'all