best friend from highschool is getting hitched, and i'm the best man!

so i'm looking for some interesting ideas for his bachelor party -- not just bars and stripclubs, that's just assumed, naturally. i want this guy to have the time of his life, and i don't mind if a few people have to go to jail because of it. that kind of party.

anyone ever thrown one of these things? what works? what doesn't?

party's going to be in Dallas, where i'm from, so specific ideas are welcome.

help me brainstorm!

n

i already know a few, err, gentlemen's clubs -- but any specific suggestions are also welcome!

Ha! Ask Brad. I'm sure he's got some good ideas.

Jen

got a female perspective?

Never been to a bachelor party. Never invited. Never been a bachelor.

Jen

I had mine at the million dollar salloon off greenville in Dallas... the girls are Very friendly! the best "gentleman's club" in dallas though: "THE LODGE" that place rocks!

At one party the host made me sign a Oath not to mention what went on.. He was working from a Bachelor Party book of instructions he had read. We had a great time..

Pat

Oh, c'mon. Give. Nobody reads this bbs anyway...

Jen

This may be old hat but we had a lot of fun with this recently:

We went to Laughlin, NV (mini-Vegas) and hit the night clubs in the casinos. We all dressed in 70's gear, cheezy shirts, aviator glasses, etc. The bachelor had a t-shirt with a list of 'to-dos' (I know you've seen this before). Its amazing what people (gals) will do when you have a list that needs to be satisifed. Sign some asses, see some pierced parts, get some underwear, lick a tatoo, etc etc.. Keep adding things to the list as the night goes on. Makes for an interesting evening for the entire group...and nothing that could get you THAT busted....

Maybe make it a full day, start off with some guy thing, golf, ballgame etc.....

We'll.. Its just lies anyway... There was lots of beer, a rather rotund blonde and some lube..

Funny thing.. The married guys were having more fun than the guy getting married... Of course "I" am cleaner than the driven snow..

Went to two different ones on Ensenada 3 day cruises, Friday to Monday morning. Ugly, ugly, ugly... they told me I had a good time.

I like AZ914's suggestion. I know a woman that had a similar bachelorette party and the whole group had a blast. Things like having to rip the label off someone's underwear with your teeth.

I would not do it for a whole day though. Did one of those once. When evening came and the fun was supposed to start everyone was either too drunk or too burned out. Plan an action packed evening. Cruise some hot spots and do the AZ914 list thing. Get a limo so no one has to drive. Hire a stripper to do her show in the limo.

-Jeff

Invite this lady.

I am going to be "the best man" as well and have to host a party. I was thinking paint ball or go karts late afternoon then the usuall. I like the list idea.

I wonder if the eBay girl is available for batchelor parties?



-Rusty

My philosophy on bachelor parties is that anything that DOESN'T involve barnyard animals is fair game.

My bro-in-law just had his in Vegas last weekend. Didn't even invite me. Jeez, I'm 37 and he's 30...made me feel really effin' old.

I have very, very vague and fuzzy memories of my own. I guess that means it was good.

Well the last one I threw was a "good one" in the account of the locals who attended.

We started out by going shooting. A friend has a Veitnam era 50 can, thats in working condition, 100 bucks and a case of beer let everyone have chance to put a good burst down field. his cost was much more, but he owes me.

We then procceded to the Strip bar I was working at, I got everyone in, I'd purchased a keg of bud, and we had free drinks for everyone (even the patrons) until it was gone ( like 1/2 hour) and then the show started.

I got him a tee shirt that said, "I'm getting Married to hide the fact I'm secretly Gay", and make him wear it I made him wear a Viking Helmet with Condoms on the horns, and when he passed out, I drew "Everyone at Strip Club was Here" on his ass in perment marker. Well actually one of the Dancers did, I held him still, He kept saying he was awake, but I know he was passed out.

I took him upstairs, he got a lapdance from every dancer (even the ugly ones).

The DJ would make fun of him, and the bar gave him a shirt, to annoy his to be wife with.

Later that night when I was working I pulled him on stage, cuffed him to a pole, had 3 girls wiggle all over him. Waiting till a opertune moment, the DJ stopped the song, I told everyone "he's getting to excited" and dumped a pitch of ice down his pants.

Later I got him and the few left a ride to dennies in the limo, paid for their dinners, and then sent him home.

He'll forgive me in another couple months. Mainly cause I have the picts.

I remember one particularly good bachleor party. The groom had a twin brother. They're my best friends. Long story short, his brother and I were still awake when the sun came up, sitting on the front porch swillin cheap wine right out of the bottle 'cause it was the only thing we had left.

The groom was so F'd up, he could barely stand up at his own wedding. Their dad made his brother stand with the bride for a picture. We laughed our asses off. But his new wife wasn't too happy with us when he couldn't consumate the marriage for two days on the honeymoon cruise.