Rog914
Apr 1 2004, 06:28 AM
Driving my 914 on the back roads where the old rich people live, I see this old lady putting out a sign "Cars for Sale". I stop & ask her if I can see the cars. She says yes she thought it was time to get rid of them. When she open up the garage doors there were two cars under cover. I pull the cover off the first one to see a 904 GTS. She said it was her husbands car that had died back in the early 80's & would like to sell it to some who would appreciate it as much as he did. Then I pull off the second car cover to find a Deusenburg Touring Coupe. She said it was her husbands father car that he could never seem to part with. I agreed on a price & took the "Cars for Sale" sign down. I came back latter that day with $5,000 & 2 rollback car carriers.
Ralph
74 2.0
Happy April Fools Day
Steve Thacker
Apr 1 2004, 06:40 AM
That is a find of the century. Congrats!
Joe Ricard
Apr 1 2004, 06:50 AM
We need a Full of shit smilie. Good one, Anybody want to judge the best April fools joke.
Steve Thacker
Apr 1 2004, 06:52 AM
Oh crap...did I get sucked into a April fools joke? If so,... can you say moron?
seanery
Apr 1 2004, 08:28 AM
I, too was excited until I realized today was the 1st of April! whew!
GWN7
Apr 1 2004, 08:34 AM
I got the guys at work this am....told them I won 100K on last nights lotto
boxstr
Apr 1 2004, 09:07 AM
Joe Ricard drove home today in his new to him Porsche 914 from Gold Bar Washington, and he experienced no problems during the long arduous trip. When asked how he liked the drive, Joe replied, "I'm ready to do it all over again".
Congratualtions Joe and many happy miles of motoring.
CCLINOPENROADS
Joe Ricard
Apr 1 2004, 11:40 AM
You forgot the part about top off. sun screen, Blue 914 hat (hint hint), only had to stop to pee once.
SirAndy
Apr 1 2004, 12:10 PM
QUOTE(Joe Ricard @ Apr 1 2004, 04:50 AM)
We need a Full of shit smilie.
you know, things like that actually happen
SLITS
Apr 1 2004, 06:43 PM
SURE IT DID/DOES
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