I have a bunch of 2.0 four banger parts....tired of tripping over this shit....includes orphan pistons and cylinders, flywheels, clutches with meat on them, alternators, sheet metal, pressure plates etc.....mostly good some less than stellar....some gold nuggets..... Couple of boat anchor 009 dizzies....tired of dragging this shit to the swaps to be picked over by weasels that won't know a deal if it bit them on the ass.....

Give me a good reason to give it up....bribes work, trade for stuff I can USE......a poem extolling my good looks, my full head of hair or any other Bullshit that I would think would be funny....

The complete 2056 engine is NOT part of the deal, so don't EVEN ask.....

No cherry picking....take it all or nothing.....

NO SHIPPING.....unless you make a deal with the "person" (see non gender specific) who picks the stuff up....

I would.. but my mom...



ya..

i might be interested. and its not that far of a drive. lemme see if i can sqeeze a day of driving in sometime soon.

What size truck do I need to bring?

A regular pick up will work....not like I have a semi trailer worth like Captain Crusty has.....

There was this fellow called Zois,
Who's ass he showed as his favorite choice,
But alas his ass resembled his face,
So he removed his avatar in sheer disgrace.

A thing of beauty he extolled,
Just left the rest of the world absolutely dead cold,
For beneath the hair and in the crack,
A deadly mold had taken ahold fast.

It grew on his ass, it grew on his face,
Even the bunny ears were infected with this lace,
It became so bad, as I am told,
No one would by his parts, they were coverd with this mold.

One fine day a dream just might come true,
A delousing truck has come into view,
With a firehose here and a helicopter bucket there,
He and ass were eventually covered quite fair.

Beneath this mass as it began to die,
Came the most unearthly cry,
For as the mold died he looked in a mirror,
And found that his face was quite queer.

A part down the middle which was quite deep,
No nose one could see, it was buried quite deep,
A mouth so small, you could hardly tell it was one at all,
Beneath it hung something resembling a ball.

So let it be known both far and wide,
Mr Zois about his beauty did really lie,
For hairy and gross both ends stayed,
Ain't nothing can change that, not even FDS spray.

I had no idea you were so talented SLITS...

SLITS wins! I just about fell off my chair, I was laughing so hard!

WE HAVE A WIENER.....

Geeez, so no one WANTS any FREE parts?

If you can't get some one to haul them off by the end of May or middle of June let me know and I can probably find a home for them. I already owe Capt. Crusty a 6-pack from sudwerks in Davis, I could always pick up some more... Beer is after all the universal currency for car parts, right?

-Kevin

I do. But the soonest I'd be able to come get them is next Sunday. I'll probably contact you when that gets a little closer. Feel free to give them to anyone else that comes by before then.