I have always thought there was something... well ok - sleazy about Eric Shea... So today, I got a package in the mail addressed to me that I had to sign for. But get this, it had a return address from Ron Jeremy - Penis Enlargement Specialists... Curiously, the address is the same address as PMB Performance in Sandy Utah... Just how many businesses does Eric the Brake-Shill Shea have going???

You mean I can fix my Porsche and what I bought it to compensate for at the same address?

WOOOOOOO!

What a surprise! I got an advertisement piece in the mail with the same return address as PMB.

What else could there be???

Was Yopu sending a not so subtle message?

PMB...

Penis
Member
Building

I'm feeling left out, I only got brakes

You are telling me! I only got penis!

So did you get brakes or a larger penis?

my guess is once he sees the brakes his penis will grow.

They're going to need to invent brakes with legs before that's likely to happen

And Eric swallows too!

big brakes with a hard pedal

I'm really gonna take you down next time I see you!

Rob has a small package.

Tell the whole story weiner...

I don't remember the whole story, I'm old... Not as old as that guy from So Cal... what was his name? Oh hell, I don't remember that either! Ron something...

If I recall, I received "said" package from an "Erectile Disfunction" company located in Fairfield, CA.

"Whosoever diggeth the pit shall fall in" was the warning you got back... only I sent your's requiring a "signature" (which I gleefully paid $1.95 extra for)

I'm not sure the last time I have ever been so amused and so discussed at the same time.

Ooooooo ... hurt me baby ....

Ok, so the whole story then...

Eric and I are both blessed with beautiful wives. Vanessa is also a wonderful person. Eric found himself in a quandry. He apparently needed a 'tool' for a job and had worn his out. I could certainly understand so I sent my buddy Eric a 'back-up tool' to use for the job. On the package I wrote "Penis Enlargement Products" and sent it off to Eric...

Well, Eric apparently used the tool on his 'job' and then being the good buddy he is, he boxed it up and sent it back to me... Only the ASSHAT pays extra to require a signature. Mail carrier was too lazy to drive the hundred yards up my driveway and get the signature so he just leaves one of those signature cards in the mailbox by the street requiring me to go over to the post office and sign for it at the counter from some large-breasted supervisor... She got a good snicker out of it and when I asked why she was smiling she said "what? I'm just happy."

Did I mention that Eric is an ASSHAT!!!

Now that is funny

That's classic

I am laughing so hard, my sides hurt!!!

Is anyone else wondering about these guys?
Tom

I'm guessing larger brakes and a rebuilt, polished penis

I was thinking about contacting PMB for some brake work.

Now after this expose’ I'm thinking I should just send my business to a more reputable supplier. Has anyone done business with AA?

Thanks for the "heads up" conedodger!

Eric you are a genius. Making Rob sign for it is hilarious.

That is awesome!

Owned.

Now you must plot your revenge...

Revenge? Senior Asshat "started" it. I just finished it. Knowing Cousin Rob there's more to come...

Fuchin solid reply E. Solid.

You guys are wondering how I'm going to get him back but I think I already did... I stayed in his guest bedroom last September and I found out the itch and rash I had was crabs and lice...

Shitgodam that's funny too. Brought tears to my eyes.

Touche' Cuz!

Later today I'm going over to Aaron Brothers to have the address part of the box framed... This is going on my garage wall.

You got me on that one E! Problem is I'm too embarrassed to pick up my mail now

This reminds me of a guy I worked with who used the company credit card for personal use because he left his wallet in his locker and was 80 miles out with an empty tank. He manned up and told them when he got back and they fired him on the spot and told him he had to pay it back or they would have him charged with theft...

In the memo section of the check he wrote them on the spot he wrote "For Blow jobs Rendered." Go ahead he said, cash the check...

Sounds like a great company to work for!

That is all.