Decided at the last minute to go visit my best friend in Columbia, SC for a weekend of golf, ecdysiast artists and general debauchery - ya know normal adolescent fun (yes I know my age but just don't feel like acting it)
Wouldn't it be great if there was Rent-A-Teener
Booked my flight, booked the Spec and then thought WOW that would indeed be the ultimate weekend.
Oh well guess I'll just have to have a few more and pretend.