911 arms are more expensive, but were made of a snootier metal.
911 arms don't put their elbows on the table.
911 arms were installed on God's gift_to_God's gift to women.
911 arms cannot be mounted to the rear axle of a Ford Escort. (euro only)
911 arms don't wave about wildly, when stranded on a deserted island, and a helicopter flys over.
911 arms are short, but they can knock out Mike Tyson.
911 arms don't grow on 911 trees, contrary to popular 911 lore.
911 arms should not be used as floatation devices, but can if you are also floating on Marlon Brando.
911 arms throw a mean fastball.... NOT! :finger2:
Your mother won't hit you for sticking your 911 arms out of the window, while the car is in motion.
You'd have to be a 2' 9" ape, if you wanted to drag your knuckles, and had 911 arms. uhoh.. here Pammy..
911 arms were discovered by a famous movie star, Manny Chevetts, who was also a known 'drinker'.
There is a place where they send 911s that have lost their arms, and teach them to slide into the turns.
9+1+1=11. If you divide 9 by 11, you get 0.81818181 infinity.. Infinity.. like the chubby you get when you rub your nether regions on a 911 arm.
That's right! 911 arms are all around us!
Only you can prevent 911 arms.
M