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You did a nice job with that e-bay ad Martin. I wish everyone followed your format. Good pics of the right areas, you were upfront about the things that needed to be fixed, and described most everything someone would need to know to buy the car without seeing it in person. Here's to it jumping up in the last few hours.

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Martin I feel that your description was rather short. I feel you should try and expand your wording and tell potential bidders more about what you have available for auction.
An example follows this URL http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...4310536080&rd=1
Don't miss a word.
CCLINZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What the HELL is that!? I followed it for about 3 sentences, then I had to drop off. That guy needs to stop mixing chemicals!

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That is how Al Qaida is communicatin amongst themselves. NO same person would read all that.

Actioned by the same guy http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=4151732906

I started reading this paragraph;after 4 or 5 sentences .I figured this dude was crazy with writing all this crap.he or she must have typer's cramp ...

A good picture doesn't need a long description. One picture is worth a thousand turds.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...bayphotohosting
CCLINYOUSAIDPOOP

Craid excatly .a picture says all .......
Craig I bet you will buy that POT !!!

Alison I am buying it for you , that you and Martin will have a pot p--s in.
CCLINTHEGIFTOFGIVING

Craig.I'll do that especially for you !!!! But I want a pink one .

Pink it is. Speaking of PINKS I am going there for lunch, 19th of July. @ 2pm.
CCLINLONGDOGWITHTHEWORKS

Lunch where........time.date.and time .Ill be there

i love this part:

"Then God spake unto the fish; and from the shuddering cold and blackness of the sea, the whale came breeching up towards the warm and pleasant sun, and all the delights of air and earth; and"vomited out Jonah upon the dry land;"

Andy

Hey

Those crazy auctions are by my friend that I went to high school with in Sacramento. He's a pretty funny guy. Check out his web site for lots of interesting and entertaining stuff he does

http://www.cockeyed.com/

BTW, you can even get a history on why all of his auction titles end with the word 'pule'.

Demick

PINKS, 709 N. La Brea Ave./ Melrose, Los Angeles Ca.
CCLINDOGANDCHILLIFRIES

Martin wants to know if your coming by here to pick up some of these parts....

Alison I would only be coming down there to see you.
Flying into LA and picking up a 1988 Carrera and driving to Palm Desert then back home.
CCLINFLYANDDRIVE