You can do a mastectomy but you have to take the bumper off to get at the fasteners (At least I had to to remove the tits from my '76. Them ugly chrome bumpers might work different
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I still have the tits on the back bumper.
Kinda reminds me of a girl I went to high school with. She had tits on her back.
Not much to look at but she was fun to dance with