Ya... wasn't even under a tree but the gawdam bird did a flyby & spread white shit from the targa bar, down the drivers seat back, splattered the arm rest, deposited white specks in the deep waffel pattern of the seat cushions and embedded splashes into my speaker grills....... AND... I found it after getting off work. Insult to injury of a shitty day

the hazards of parking with the top off

..........b

My Dad used to tell me it was good luck when I got bombed by a seagull... I still dont believe him (rip dad)

guess you have a not so nice little cleaning project ahead

I always park with the top on... For safety reasons..

Andrew

I HATE BIRDS

Ive had more then one bad experience I'd rather not talk about...

Bummer-Dude !!

Tree Sap is worse .....

Many years ago a bird left a deposit on the rear deck lid that I apparently didn't notice right away. When I washed it off, I found that it left a permanent purplish stain in the Malaga red paint. That bird must have been eating some powerful purple berries of some kind. If I could've got my hands on him...

"Uhhhh, flight leader, we have an Irish/Hungarian at 3:00"

"Roger, Wing 3. Flight leader to flock, line up on my tail and follow me in for the bombing run"

See my avitar!

PK

Many years ago when I really had no money, I rode a motorcycle (78 XL 350) everywhere, rain, sleet, shine, snow etc.. On the way to class one morning, a bird hit me right in the chest, knocked my hands off the bars, I was able to recover, but the (it was the 80's) white linen jacket I was wearing had blue berry scat all over the front of it. totally ruined the jacket! I learned right there and then , that my open top cars would never endure the same damage, so its, top on for me. On anther note, I once went to the movies and left my 356 Cab with the top down, not a cloud in the sky, came out and still not a cloud, but opened the door and the car had 6 inches of water in it. Gotta love those midwestern rain showers.

Erik

Another non solicited testimonial for PK's Umbrella cover.....

BTW>>>>>Perry, do they fit 911s or did I already ask that?

We have an beatch across the street that feeds crows every morning....they camp out on the power line waiting for her come out spread out cat food.....BIG OLD line of bird crap running across the street under the power line. NO ONE parks anywhere near it....