Taht's over 1200 posts per day!!!! THE 914 GURU!!!! How on Earth does one achieve such status and still have a normal productive life?

you mean you werent part of the bulk email test?

you just answered your own question!

Andy

miles isnt human. he's a computer program.... gone insane.

like on 2001 a space odessy "im sorry dave...."

2004 a spaced oddity

I had a problem where the club was slow one day, and I just kept hitting send on the same message.

Sorry.


M

"Open the pod bay doors Hal!" One of my all time favorites.
Cheers, Elliot

Miles: "Aaron. I'm sorry, but you know i can't let you do that!"

(Background noise of a opening Air-Lock)

Aaron: "Miles, you crazy piece of machinery. I will ..."

(Silence, camera slowly moves back and zoom's in on Miles's glowing red "eye")

THE END

good one Andy...

I always thought Miles was Born that way... Brad/Andy thought that Miles needed a little something to make him feel "Special"... Thus extra postcount was born....


I could be wrong.

But I doubt it

hmmm.....grasshopper IS wrong...

The reason my post count is so high, is that I own the 914club, and I have outsourced all my posting to India... cutting costs of each post by up to 96.3%, and adding to the volume, making my posts affordable to the common man... much like yourselves.

I have other topics. I just bought a Malaysian sweat shop to post on politics, and toy trains.


Mr. M

one word:

starts with "S" and ends with "eanery"

he dun it

Why don't you go have sex with that girl that likes Europas?


M

i didnt know your mom was home

i'll pick her up at 7

M

You guys make me laugh.
Joe

We also make the important posts jump off the main page!





M