"It's not purple, it's aubergine, dammit."

"Of course it's not a real Porsche. If it was, I'd have to have my dick shortened."

It doesn't have any rust

It ran great when I parked it

It even comes with the jack stands.

It was a -6 and I put a -4 in it.

Yea , and so was Barney !!!!!!!!

Jack

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I was in first place!"

WCC05

"I can have your car fixed easy, just a couple days..."

"Give me a deposit and I'll order the parts.."

Someday I'll finish my 6 conversion.

Oh ? It says Porsche, I see that now..............

"that'll buff out"

"just need a little Bondo"

Dan Root....." i think i'll keep this one "

"I'll paint any car, any color, $29.95". Earl Sheib. (A few years ago).

I`ll never sell it ....

Can we do it ? Yes we can !!

"...since you're there......."

What? I remember when it was only $19.95 ... and you're older than me, Elliot

"The engine was just rebuilt about a year ago"

Honey, I promise I'm not going to put any more money in this car than it's worth.

I bet that thing will do 150 easy.

Oh yeah and 200 is no prob either.
Really?

Oh yeah, but I have to replace the heat resistant tiles after that.

It has heat resistant tiles?

Oh yeah, they are under the car where the air moves the fastest.

Cool. Must be expensive then.

Yeah, I only do it a couple of times a year.

" No it doesn't have any rust "

Thats not rust. You should live back east & then you would know what rust is.

Nice fiat.....

"Gotta get her up to get under there to see what she needs".

From a 15 year old kid while I was experiencing vapor lock at the gas station.

"We can push the car and you can do something with your foot and it should start right up"

...why i otta...

From a 15 year old kid on a bike while I was washing Elvira in the driveway.


"If it was mine, I would fix it up. "


As the kid rode away, I checked to see what I was holding before I threw it at him.
Regrettably, my hands were empty.

"My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it" - Jeff Spicoli

This quote never gets old.

The classic for a 914 has gotta be:

"Where's the engine in that thing!!??"

.... although I am partial to the dick shortening comment!

Anyone see the newer 996/911 that the short-dick-type drove into the wet cement that was on the news this morning?

...apparently he thought all those fancy 996 traction control doo-dads would take care of the wet concrete!

.... so I guess you need to shorten the grey cell count too!?

Blah, blah, blah, Rolling Resto, blah, blah, blah blah

Wait a second...

You can't quote yourself!!

That was 7 years ago... geez...

a Classic!

"This is a work in progress "

"I gotta get this thing up to 95, uh, check out the fluorocarbon output." ----Irwin M. Fletcher.

"You know,. . . Rust IS lighter than carbon fiber!"

The hell hole was fine the last time I checked...

If if can't be fixed with a hammer, it must be electrical!

What, you call that a Low Rider, Sh*t man my roof is lower then your door sill.

A quote from a Massachusetts State Trooper many years ago....

What the f**k do you think this is, the mother f**king Autobahn? License and registration asshole!

He obviously was not very happy with me

"The lady said we could have the car" BR

Ouch!

Ouch!

"My car gets no respect!"

/thread

Quote of the day

"Dont go budget on the pussy "

~ Dr Evil