Not only did he bail me out of another problem, he was very nice on the phone. I also heard from Silva that he is actually very good looking (actually used to be a JC Penneys underware model).

The whole mean/ugly/bad attitude thing is a sham....

Thanks a million Ron.

You have been lied to. SLITS is a hell of a guy, but he is butt ugly.

Maybe 100yrs or so ago when he was younger he was a looker?

This might be him....

...................But he's taller than Clay, or so we've been led to believe ........................

The Cap'n

Ah, he's a swell guy.

Sometimes...

Ron has helped me out a lot along the 914 world path



Thanks

Just because he is only wearing his gitch in every mug shot the Police have ever taken of him does NOT make him an underwear model.

Who the Fuch is SLITS?

I'm a mystery, wrapped in an enigma and covered with secret sauce.

Please tell us the story behind Gumby smokin a doobie.

Um, that sauce is no secret, and it is gross. You really should shower

Everyone should shower after having to read about Slits "secret sauce"!

I learned a new word here yesterday and it probably applies..."SHITAGE"

Ron, your the man!

Who doesn't love SLITS? I SLITS. He's my birthday buddy.

I met him once but don't remember him.

They cheated on the measuring.

And frankly, I am better looking.... Slits looks like someone put him on an motorcycle and ran him face first through the ugly forest, getting beaten by every ugly stick in there.


And he has a really BAD habit of showing off his @ss when drunk.....

but otherwise a good guy.

Clay, claiming to be better looking than SLITS is no accomplishment. If that is all you have, I am sorry for you. So very sorry

I have met Clay as well, and that is all he has. He is better looking than SLITS.

I heard he had a panty tree out behind the shop........





Filled with JC penny underwear....................


Other than that he seems okay to me

Oh boy... here we go.

Who ?

I am better looking than you too Uncle Fester.

That was confirmed at the Atomic Ramble. He's taller by .125"..

Um, no.

I AM better looking than you... and I have HAIR!!!

Well, if Hair = good looking, then yes. I still disagree.

I am FAR taller than you

yeah he come over to a movie I was working on....and as we got ready to shoot a crew photo....we saw his @ss

YA'LL MADE ME DO THIS...
man there were so many empty bottles in Joe's motor home, walking was as much of a challenge as driving the next day WCC05
viva tequila

That wasn't me ... I wear shoes 'cause I ain't from Hicksville.

Secondly, no JCP here ... only Hanes "My style" ...... gotta keep the package under control.

Good natured fun Ron.......besides I think Shea edited my remark....darn Admin.

We tease you cause we like you.........(I think?)

Thanks for all your help for those that become helpless sometimes.

Now.....back to the thread:

I didn't say which gender the tree was......just for the record.

(shhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm working on getting him out of the country)

Yeah, but that was at mile-high altitude. I think that had something to do with it.