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Rusty
It's not Friday... but I'll be on the road Friday. driving.gif

So, the discussion about Jenny's avatar has prompted me to post this poll... idea.gif

Remember 914s ONLY!

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//edit// No, admins can't see who votes how on polls. smile.gif
ppickerell
Does there have to be another person involved?
Rusty
QUOTE(ppickerell @ Oct 13 2004, 03:00 PM)
Does there have to be another person involved?

At least one other person, yes. happy11.gif

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Joe Ricard
I voted none of the above.

Nobody is crazy enough to ride with me.
Pam
Can someone choose more than one or does the poll limit you to one choice??

(I'm inquiring for someone who hasn't participated in a poll previous to this)

-Pam
Bleyseng
QUOTE(Pam @ Oct 13 2004, 12:16 PM)
Can someone choose more than one or does the poll limit you to one choice??

(I'm inquiring for someone who hasn't participated in a poll previous to this)

-Pam

Oh My Gawd!
Rusty
QUOTE(Pam @ Oct 13 2004, 03:16 PM)
Can someone choose more than one or does the poll limit you to one choice??

(I'm inquiring for someone who hasn't participated in a poll previous to this)

I believe there is an answer... "Some combination of the above". Your question was totally hypothetical, I understand.

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grantsfo
I drove my dad's 914 to my 1980 HS Prom and I'm still married to my prom date that I picked up in that car.

Funniest thing that evening was that we were parked in isolated place and cops drove up to the 914 with windows all steamed up. The officers put full spot lights on the car. I rolled down the window and they guy just laughed at us and said that we were on private property and would have to move.
nebreitling
great poll clap56.gif


i voted cool_shades.gif
bob91403
Maybe across both seats with the doors open, but, unless your both midgits, I don't think there's enough room inside a 914. <_<
Rockaria
Does this count?



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Demick
QUOTE(Rockaria @ Oct 13 2004, 12:27 PM)
Does this count?

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No, sleeping in the car doesn't count. biggrin.gif

As DDD used to say: "Autocrossing is the most fun you can have in a 914 *unless* you are *really* limber!!"

Demick
Howard
QUOTE(ppickerell @ Oct 13 2004, 12:00 PM)
Does there have to be another person involved?

Glad I read that before voting wacko.gif
URY914
QUOTE(bob91403 @ Oct 13 2004, 12:26 PM)
Maybe across both seats with the doors open, but, unless your both midgits,


I've been waiting for this poll.

Hell yes I've done it in my car!!! I've own the damn thing for 25 years and some of that I was still living at home, so you make do with what you got.

Open both doors, lay on your back, and jump on baby!!! mueba.gif lol2.gif aktion035.gif happy11.gif grouphug.gif

The stories I could tell. There was Patty, Denise, Connie, Michelle, and others...

You have really brought a smile (evil grin) to my face.

Paul happy11.gif
tat2dphreak
the trunk is a great height... on, not in, is the way to go
Jenny
Yes... cool.gif

Jen
URY914
Is this considered sex?

One of my ex-girlfriends (she had a A#1 rack) took her top off and stood up with the top off.

I wish I was 20 again.

I think it is sex because I'm beginning to...

Paul happy11.gif
Howard
QUOTE(Jenny @ Oct 13 2004, 12:54 PM)
Yes... cool.gif

Jen

Sorry.........
dinomium
Top off middle of the night middle of nowhere EasterWashington... Yes I to was once young and had a Yellow 914! Not only faster, but happy11.gif FASTER wink wink!
hitbyastick
It was a bit cramped, but possible smile.gif
Jenny
Howard, there was no room for a camera. I'm sorry. It's a small car.

Jen
Red-Beard
My 1971 had no center console of anykind, and a shifter that was removable (sometimes when you did not want it to be). The fixed seat and the center cushion make it easier...
Rusty
QUOTE(URY914 @ Oct 13 2004, 03:50 PM)
Open both doors, lay on your back, and jump on baby!!!

< snip >

You have really brought a smile (evil grin) to my face.

Open doors? confused24.gif

Just take the top off, and make sure she wears warm socks! happy11.gif

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P.S. The front trunklid WILL dent if you have sex on it. Tapping and filling the dent sucks, but well worth it. boldblue.gif
SLITS
kick both doors open, shift into R or 3 and let the festivities begin - happens even if your an ol' fart. Helps to have the padded 3rd seat too!

I am very suspicious of the "none of the above" catageory. It may be we have a club of prevaricators of the first order.
fiid
I voted "On my car" because our bedroom is directly above the car and there was no option for "above my car".

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I have done it in a Firebird tho...
SpecialK
I would, but I'm afraid it'd fall off the jack stands.....Hmmmm, does getting screwed by the PO ( :dhead: ) count?
ejm
QUOTE(morphenspectra @ Oct 13 2004, 03:18 PM)
i broke one of the pivot arms to one of my headlights laugh.gif
the pivot arm is still broke to this day but the head light still pops up!(she was 6 ft4 alittle to big to get inside so i tried the hood)ahhhhh memorys i also drove it though a fence while gettin some h**d sex and driving dont mix wacko.gif


this post will self destruct b4 my wife get off work  :o

But quotes are forever laugh.gif
Chris914n6
Sex?? Haven't needed that since the -6 went in.... biggrin.gif
davidcalvin
They should invent a drink called

"Sex in the 914"

It would be a variant of sex on the beach but would be in a glass that was nearly impossible to drink out of..
Brando
In/on/under the 914? Not yet.

Did in the back of my old '70 VW bug... that was a feat.
qa1142
I High School (1974) I had a '64 Chevy impala SS, back seat was bigger than my couch!

Now I am older, I can afford a nice 914 and a Hotel.

Watch out at FFC mueba.gif grouphug.gif
morph
QUOTE(ejm @ Oct 13 2004, 03:41 PM)
QUOTE(morphenspectra @ Oct 13 2004, 03:18 PM)
i broke one of the pivot arms to one of my headlights laugh.gif
the pivot arm is still broke to this day but the head light still pops up!(she was 6 ft4 alittle to big to get inside so i tried the hood)ahhhhh memorys i also drove it though a fence while gettin some h**d sex and driving dont mix wacko.gif


this post will self destruct b4 my wife get off work  :o

But quotes are forever laugh.gif

oh gee thanks my wife just loves to hear about my pre marrage sexcapades. unsure.gif
Eddie Williams
on top of the parts car that was parked in my driveway...

QUOTE
I have done it in a Firebird tho...


I used to have an '89 IROC-Z console bruised my g/f, now wife's ribs!
smg914
Did it in an MG Midget. Then later in a 914. The 914 felt like a king size bed in comparison.
MattR
sex in the 914? hell no! Thats why I got a squareback.
Aaron Cox
QUOTE(MattR @ Oct 13 2004, 10:00 PM)
sex in the 914? hell no! Thats why I got a squareback.

so you and your "life partner" can do the nasty? laugh.gif
MattR
if by life partner you mean YOUR MOM, then yes finger.gif
Aaron Cox
QUOTE(MattR @ Oct 13 2004, 10:11 PM)
if by life partner you mean YOUR MOM, then yes  :finger:


my mom's name isnt steve!
GWN7
Does because I have a 914 count? biggrin.gif

Closest is the back seat of a 68 bettle. Should have married that girl. laugh.gif
MattR
You seem to be quick with the gay references. I know you grew up in Corona, so you must be used to hearing this stuff.
Aaron Cox
only what slits taught me blink.gif laugh.gif
froggie
I did my original feasibility studies in a '64 Alfa Romeo Julia. Beyond question, it can be done. I remember how but am now unable to reproduce the phenomon. I was going to vote "under the car" because I have had some wonderful dreams when I fall asleep on the creeper. But a close reading of the voting rules suggests that experience is not eligible.
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Aaron Cox
QUOTE(froggie @ Oct 13 2004, 10:25 PM)
I did my original feasibility studies in a '64 Alfa Romeo Julia. Beyond question, it can be done. I remember how but am now unable to reproduce the phenomon. I was going to vote "under the car" because I have had some wonderful dreams when I fall asleep on the creeper. But a close reading of the voting rules suggests that experience is not eligible.
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creeper dreams rock....until you hit your head when you wake up.

( i hate valve adjusts, cant you tell!)
wheelo
Can (and has) been done... many times ... helps if the girl is petite... and sweet!

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Mrs. K
Well, does it kinda count if it was in a Karmen Ghia? (in 1975!) grouphug.gif
At 19, with my first real BF! wub.gif
So I guess I have the "know-how" to do it in a
914!!!!!!!! w00t.gif
Hehehehehehe!

Lisa laugh.gif
ablose58
Yeah baby, I always get sex in the teener, hell I even carry a trunkful of 911 hats for the passengers of the female persuasion laugh.gif monkeydance.gif
IronHillRestorations
I guess this is on topic for THIS thread???

Did you know there's more money spent on breast augmentations and erectile dysfuction drugs than on Alzheimer's research?

This means than in the next 20-40 years there's going to be old women with nice perky boobs, and old guys with raging erections; who can't remember what to do with them!! blink.gif

PK
SLITS
52 Chevy Pickup, 53 Chevy Sedan, Bugeye Sprite, Truimph TR3,4,4a, MGB, and the list goes on...........................
Root_Werks
happy11.gif Oh yeah, a few 914's a few times with a few ladies.
mikester
QUOTE(Brando @ Oct 13 2004, 04:48 PM)
In/on/under the 914? Not yet.

Did in the back of my old '70 VW bug... that was a feat.

Sounds like "an uncomrfortable way."
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