Rusty
Oct 13 2004, 01:58 PM
It's not Friday... but I'll be on the road Friday.
So, the discussion about Jenny's avatar has prompted me to post this poll...
Remember 914s ONLY!
-Rusty
//edit// No, admins can't see who votes how on polls.
ppickerell
Oct 13 2004, 02:00 PM
Does there have to be another person involved?
Rusty
Oct 13 2004, 02:07 PM
QUOTE(ppickerell @ Oct 13 2004, 03:00 PM)
Does there have to be another person involved?
At least one other person, yes.
-Rusty
Joe Ricard
Oct 13 2004, 02:12 PM
I voted none of the above.
Nobody is crazy enough to ride with me.
Pam
Oct 13 2004, 02:16 PM
Can someone choose more than one or does the poll limit you to one choice??
(I'm inquiring for someone who hasn't participated in a poll previous to this)
-Pam
Bleyseng
Oct 13 2004, 02:18 PM
QUOTE(Pam @ Oct 13 2004, 12:16 PM)
Can someone choose more than one or does the poll limit you to one choice??
(I'm inquiring for someone who hasn't participated in a poll previous to this)
-Pam
Oh My Gawd!
Rusty
Oct 13 2004, 02:21 PM
QUOTE(Pam @ Oct 13 2004, 03:16 PM)
Can someone choose more than one or does the poll limit you to one choice??
(I'm inquiring for someone who hasn't participated in a poll previous to this)
I believe there is an answer... "Some combination of the above". Your question was totally hypothetical, I understand.
-Rusty
grantsfo
Oct 13 2004, 02:21 PM
I drove my dad's 914 to my 1980 HS Prom and I'm still married to my prom date that I picked up in that car.
Funniest thing that evening was that we were parked in isolated place and cops drove up to the 914 with windows all steamed up. The officers put full spot lights on the car. I rolled down the window and they guy just laughed at us and said that we were on private property and would have to move.
nebreitling
Oct 13 2004, 02:23 PM
great poll
i voted
bob91403
Oct 13 2004, 02:26 PM
Maybe across both seats with the doors open, but, unless your both midgits, I don't think there's enough room inside a 914. <_<
Rockaria
Oct 13 2004, 02:27 PM
Does this count?
Demick
Oct 13 2004, 02:32 PM
QUOTE(Rockaria @ Oct 13 2004, 12:27 PM)
Does this count?
No, sleeping in the car doesn't count.
As DDD used to say: "Autocrossing is the most fun you can have in a 914 *unless* you are *really* limber!!"
Demick
Howard
Oct 13 2004, 02:40 PM
QUOTE(ppickerell @ Oct 13 2004, 12:00 PM)
Does there have to be another person involved?
Glad I read that before voting
URY914
Oct 13 2004, 02:50 PM
QUOTE(bob91403 @ Oct 13 2004, 12:26 PM)
Maybe across both seats with the doors open, but, unless your both midgits,
I've been waiting for this poll.
Hell yes I've done it in my car!!! I've own the damn thing for 25 years and some of that I was still living at home, so you make do with what you got.
Open both doors, lay on your back, and jump on baby!!!
The stories I could tell. There was Patty, Denise, Connie, Michelle, and others...
You have really brought a smile (evil grin) to my face.
Paul
tat2dphreak
Oct 13 2004, 02:54 PM
the trunk is a great height... on, not in, is the way to go
Jenny
Oct 13 2004, 02:54 PM
Yes...
Jen
URY914
Oct 13 2004, 02:59 PM
Is this considered sex?
One of my ex-girlfriends (she had a A#1 rack) took her top off and stood up with the top off.
I wish I was 20 again.
I think it is sex because I'm beginning to...
Paul
Howard
Oct 13 2004, 03:03 PM
QUOTE(Jenny @ Oct 13 2004, 12:54 PM)
Yes...
Jen
Sorry.........
dinomium
Oct 13 2004, 03:04 PM
Top off middle of the night middle of nowhere EasterWashington... Yes I to was once young and had a Yellow 914! Not only faster, but
FASTER wink wink!
hitbyastick
Oct 13 2004, 03:06 PM
It was a bit cramped, but possible
Jenny
Oct 13 2004, 03:18 PM
Howard, there was no room for a camera. I'm sorry. It's a small car.
Jen
Red-Beard
Oct 13 2004, 05:02 PM
My 1971 had no center console of anykind, and a shifter that was removable (sometimes when you did not want it to be). The fixed seat and the center cushion make it easier...
Rusty
Oct 13 2004, 05:04 PM
QUOTE(URY914 @ Oct 13 2004, 03:50 PM)
Open both doors, lay on your back, and jump on baby!!!
< snip >
You have really brought a smile (evil grin) to my face.
Open doors?
Just take the top off, and make sure she wears warm socks!
-Rusty
P.S. The front trunklid WILL dent if you have sex on it. Tapping and filling the dent sucks, but well worth it.
SLITS
Oct 13 2004, 05:10 PM
kick both doors open, shift into R or 3 and let the festivities begin - happens even if your an ol' fart. Helps to have the padded 3rd seat too!
I am very suspicious of the "none of the above" catageory. It may be we have a club of prevaricators of the first order.
fiid
Oct 13 2004, 05:31 PM
I voted "On my car" because our bedroom is directly above the car and there was no option for "above my car".
I have done it in a Firebird tho...
SpecialK
Oct 13 2004, 05:36 PM
I would, but I'm afraid it'd fall off the jack stands.....Hmmmm, does getting screwed by the PO ( :dhead: ) count?
ejm
Oct 13 2004, 05:41 PM
QUOTE(morphenspectra @ Oct 13 2004, 03:18 PM)
i broke one of the pivot arms to one of my headlights
the pivot arm is still broke to this day but the head light still pops up!(she was 6 ft4 alittle to big to get inside so i tried the hood)ahhhhh memorys i also drove it though a fence while gettin some h**d sex and driving dont mix
this post will self destruct b4 my wife get off work :o
But quotes are forever
Chris914n6
Oct 13 2004, 06:42 PM
Sex?? Haven't needed that since the -6 went in....
davidcalvin
Oct 13 2004, 06:47 PM
They should invent a drink called
"Sex in the 914"
It would be a variant of sex on the beach but would be in a glass that was nearly impossible to drink out of..
Brando
Oct 13 2004, 06:48 PM
In/on/under the 914? Not yet.
Did in the back of my old '70 VW bug... that was a feat.
qa1142
Oct 13 2004, 08:19 PM
I High School (1974) I had a '64 Chevy impala SS, back seat was bigger than my couch!
Now I am older, I can afford a nice 914 and a Hotel.
Watch out at FFC
morph
Oct 13 2004, 09:02 PM
QUOTE(ejm @ Oct 13 2004, 03:41 PM)
QUOTE(morphenspectra @ Oct 13 2004, 03:18 PM)
i broke one of the pivot arms to one of my headlights
the pivot arm is still broke to this day but the head light still pops up!(she was 6 ft4 alittle to big to get inside so i tried the hood)ahhhhh memorys i also drove it though a fence while gettin some h**d sex and driving dont mix
this post will self destruct b4 my wife get off work :o
But quotes are forever
oh gee thanks my wife just loves to hear about my pre marrage sexcapades.
Eddie Williams
Oct 13 2004, 10:32 PM
on top of the parts car that was parked in my driveway...
QUOTE
I have done it in a Firebird tho...
I used to have an '89 IROC-Z console bruised my g/f, now wife's ribs!
smg914
Oct 13 2004, 10:53 PM
Did it in an MG Midget. Then later in a 914. The 914 felt like a king size bed in comparison.
MattR
Oct 13 2004, 11:00 PM
sex in the 914? hell no! Thats why I got a squareback.
Aaron Cox
Oct 13 2004, 11:09 PM
QUOTE(MattR @ Oct 13 2004, 10:00 PM)
sex in the 914? hell no! Thats why I got a squareback.
so you and your "life partner" can do the nasty?
MattR
Oct 13 2004, 11:11 PM
if by life partner you mean YOUR MOM, then yes
Aaron Cox
Oct 13 2004, 11:11 PM
QUOTE(MattR @ Oct 13 2004, 10:11 PM)
if by life partner you mean YOUR MOM, then yes :finger:
my mom's name isnt steve!
GWN7
Oct 13 2004, 11:16 PM
Does because I have a 914 count?
Closest is the back seat of a 68 bettle. Should have married that girl.
MattR
Oct 13 2004, 11:18 PM
You seem to be quick with the gay references. I know you grew up in Corona, so you must be used to hearing this stuff.
Aaron Cox
Oct 13 2004, 11:20 PM
only what slits taught me
froggie
Oct 13 2004, 11:25 PM
I did my original feasibility studies in a '64 Alfa Romeo Julia. Beyond question, it can be done. I remember how but am now unable to reproduce the phenomon. I was going to vote "under the car" because I have had some wonderful dreams when I fall asleep on the creeper. But a close reading of the voting rules suggests that experience is not eligible.
Aaron Cox
Oct 13 2004, 11:29 PM
QUOTE(froggie @ Oct 13 2004, 10:25 PM)
I did my original feasibility studies in a '64 Alfa Romeo Julia. Beyond question, it can be done. I remember how but am now unable to reproduce the phenomon. I was going to vote "under the car" because I have had some wonderful dreams when I fall asleep on the creeper. But a close reading of the voting rules suggests that experience is not eligible.
creeper dreams rock....until you hit your head when you wake up.
( i hate valve adjusts, cant you tell!)
wheelo
Oct 14 2004, 12:16 AM
Can (and has) been done... many times ... helps if the girl is petite... and sweet!
Mrs. K
Oct 14 2004, 12:21 AM
Well, does it kinda count if it was in a Karmen Ghia? (in 1975!)
At 19, with my first real BF!
So I guess I have the "know-how" to do it in a
914!!!!!!!!
Hehehehehehe!
Lisa
ablose58
Oct 14 2004, 03:48 AM
Yeah baby, I always get sex in the teener, hell I even carry a trunkful of 911 hats for the passengers of the female persuasion
IronHillRestorations
Oct 14 2004, 09:13 AM
I guess this is on topic for THIS thread???
Did you know there's more money spent on breast augmentations and erectile dysfuction drugs than on Alzheimer's research?
This means than in the next 20-40 years there's going to be old women with nice perky boobs, and old guys with raging erections; who can't remember what to do with them!!
PK
SLITS
Oct 14 2004, 09:23 AM
52 Chevy Pickup, 53 Chevy Sedan, Bugeye Sprite, Truimph TR3,4,4a, MGB, and the list goes on...........................
Root_Werks
Oct 14 2004, 09:29 AM
Oh yeah, a few 914's a few times with a few ladies.
mikester
Oct 14 2004, 09:40 AM
QUOTE(Brando @ Oct 13 2004, 04:48 PM)
In/on/under the 914? Not yet.
Did in the back of my old '70 VW bug... that was a feat.
Sounds like "an uncomrfortable way."
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