Two cows are standing in a field munching on grass...

First cow: "Are you worried about mad cow disease?"

Second cow: "Why should I worry about mad cow disease? I'm a Rabbit!"


The addendum to this is:

"Little bunny Moo Moo
Clopping through the forest
Pulling up the tufts of grass
And biting off the ends"

What do you call a cow with no legs?













































Ground Beef!

What do you call a Cow with 2 legs?


















Lean Beef!

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?































Tri tip!

An old one, but still like..

There were two cannibals eating a clown.
One cannibal asked the other, "Does this taste funny to you ?"