QUOTE(SLITS @ Aug 24 2012, 01:54 PM)
Will they flip flapjacks as well?
Sorry, no non-stick version available.
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What size tire can I lever onto a rim with them?
You need two to lever a tire onto a rim.
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Are they good for spanking my GF?
Sure, but it probably will leave a lasting impression, and she may not like sitting in your 914 anymore.
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Will a flyswatter edition be available?
I'd have to change the size of the font or most of the flies will get away.