ebay ad
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I don't get it?
sheesh.
Don't forget to read the buyer's questions to seller.
Don't forget to read the buyer's questions to seller.
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Porsche 914 200MPH supercar *!!!* Low Reserve!!
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You are bidding on a rare* highly sought after* targa*1972 Porsche 914 race car*. This "one of a kind"* supercar*just begs to be restored*.
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Yes, you can own this "one of a kind"* supercar*. No credit, Bad Credit, I don't care!!! owner financing is available!!
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200 MPH *!!!* I bet that made you look!! Yes, this little beauty is capable of 200MPH when parked in the cargo compartment of Boeing 747 in flight or possibly even faster if chunked out of the Space Shuttle in orbit!! Catapult Launching off of the deck of an aircraft carrier comes to mind also.
rare* Yes, this is only one of a go-zillion that were made.
highly sought after* I supposed there might be someone really looking for this car. Don't you think so too?
targa* This amazing option was only available on the 914 between 1970 and 1976.
race car* I suppose somebody could race it if they wanted to....I mean like, Hey, its got racing stripes on it...right??
nearly rust free* Excluding some rust found in the front trunk, rear trunk,rear trunk lid, battery tray, actually I could say the front trunk floor has no rust because it is completely gone. Also the passengers side floor has the optional highway viewing window. and rust can probably be found in many other areas too.
restored*. Yeah,right...Like, if you are a glutton for punishment and have the Smithsonian at your disposal.
"one of a kind"* It was the only one produced in 1972 by the Porsche factory in Germany with this VIN!
supercar* It is a car after all, and I think its Super!!
rare* Yes, this is only one of a go-zillion that were made.
highly sought after* I supposed there might be someone really looking for this car. Don't you think so too?
targa* This amazing option was only available on the 914 between 1970 and 1976.
race car* I suppose somebody could race it if they wanted to....I mean like, Hey, its got racing stripes on it...right??
nearly rust free* Excluding some rust found in the front trunk, rear trunk,rear trunk lid, battery tray, actually I could say the front trunk floor has no rust because it is completely gone. Also the passengers side floor has the optional highway viewing window. and rust can probably be found in many other areas too.
restored*. Yeah,right...Like, if you are a glutton for punishment and have the Smithsonian at your disposal.
"one of a kind"* It was the only one produced in 1972 by the Porsche factory in Germany with this VIN!
supercar* It is a car after all, and I think its Super!!
Gosh, you don't suppose jet1@914world.com is somehow related to v8-914@ebay.com?
kim.
kim.
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osh, you don't suppose jet1@914world.com is somehow related to v8-914@ebay.com?
kim.
kim.
No, I don't suppose they are. One lives in Texas, and the other in New York!
That is a funny ad. 
Yep, funny ad
QUOTE(Qarl @ Nov 6 2004, 08:40 PM)
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osh, you don't suppose jet1@914world.com is somehow related to v8-914@ebay.com?
kim.
kim.
No, I don't suppose they are. One lives in Texas, and the other in New York!
Ah.
Well, it's hard to keep bases in both locations! Poor guess on my part
kim.
No kim. no relation. I just liked the ad. came across it during my daily 914 ebay browse. it could be a good parts car. fenders, doors,..
QUOTE(jet1 @ Nov 6 2004, 09:41 PM)
No kim. no relation. I just liked the ad. came across it during my daily 914 ebay browse. it could be a good parts car. fenders, doors,..
heh -- too many conspiracy theories running around! (I need to shoot an overactive imagination! -- no offence intended!)
But it is a pretty cheezy add
kim.
Cheezy but different! no offence taken.
Don't know about anybody else, but I like it!
ROTFLMAO 
Oh, I get it now.
Ha ha!
Just kidding!
Ha ha!
Just kidding!
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