During my search for a replacement for the 914 I lost to Hurricane Sandy I stumbled across this CL ad
craigslist ad

http://images.craigslist.org/3K33J73N35Nc5...526b3d81ea8.jpg

someone needs their diaper changed.....

Years ago, I saw a 914 with a Ford Probe front end.

What a body man, too much time, and some spare parts can do....

I suspect he won't be able to recoup his "investment".

My eyes hurt. Make it go away.

I seem to remember that one..but it might have morphed slightly since last time it was for sale. Yikes...would hate to see what is holding those panels to the shell underneath.

We have (verbally) taken that one apart already. At least twice over the years.

It's still fugly!

Wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little...

a lot of $ Sunk in.

475hp 3.0?

What did you end up doing with your 914? Are you going to try and save it or did your give it up to the insurance co?

Hey it's the rare 1989 3.0L. So rare we have never heard of it. Probably a one off for Butzi or something...he would love this "creation" wouldn't he?

If this car was on the dating scene the conversation would go something like this, "Hey! I know someone you should meet. She has a great personality."

Bet he owns a wrecking yard and drops acid.

Crack is Whack!

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I let it go, going to start fresh, although a few parts did fall off during the storm

You let it go with those Fuchs? I would have expressed over some crap rims for you to swap out if I knew that. (Or did the salt water exposure do something to them that isn't evident in the pix?)


PS -- Crockett and Tubbs called and asked when they could pick up their red Porsche. They said something about picking up their pastel jackets at the dry cleaners on the way.

How can I get 475HP from the 1986 3.2 in my teener?

Pull numbers straight out of your rectum like the guy selling that abomination....