A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
Very good, said her Mother.
Is it because I'm blonde? "Yes, it's because your blonde," said the Mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. " Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!
"Very Good," said her Mother.
Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?
"Yes it's because your blond!
The following day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in Gym class today, and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."

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Someone sent me this, though you guys might like it. Or not.

right brain / left brain

I'll bet some old Doctor figured this out. This is one of the strangest things I have ever encountered.
Left brain, right brain.
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot
off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the
number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.

This WILL drive you crazy.

It's magic..