C'mon....throw in some $$$, any shortfall I will use a United Air frequent flyer voucher to get him out here....he gets nasty...the return trip is a Greyhound thru South Central LA...Houston ...Boise, Sascatewan, Tiujuana, Newark, Bed Stuy, Detroit....

Put me down for $20

You guys are insane retards, of the most wicked ilk.

If I can get the time, and find a worthy motor, I will drive out there... on my dime... please..

It's the thought that counts though, stop thinking, before you hurt yourselves.



M

Yeah, Get Miles out to it.


Miles puts the F.U. in FUN!

Oh it hurts, it really hurts. I don't think Miles really exists anyways. He's just a mythological figure of the south.

Rum raisin. Don't waste my time.

No excuses Goatboy...get yer ass out here....bring beer, SLITS has a string of camp followers.....they be 90...but they have a heart beat....

Actually, I exist only as an example for others..

Do as I don't, not as I haven't!


M

Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles!

"City Slickers"

Ya Miles, I'm tryin t'get there & tow/trailer Punkin... do yers behind that bigass Caddy. T'wood look cool, eh?

......b

Goatboy?

Is his last name McGregor?

I'll donate a couple of cans of potted meat to the cause.

As I see it, we have three choices:

1.) We build an engine and send it to him. He can't install it, so we'll have to fly down and fix it for him. He will then start to drive to the WCC '05 and blow it up, 'cause he will look for 5 year old gas in the backwoods to fill it with.

2.) We transport his car in an open top carrier and make him ride in it, thereby saving his airfare. When he gets here we'll fix it so he can scour So Cal for 5 year old gas to blow it up with.

3.) We part out his car to pay for his airfare out here, loan him MikeZ's "Wyld Thang" which he will take to Willow Springs and thoroughly thrash. MikeZ will collect an abundant amount from his insurance company by embellishing the report, which Miles will countersign. Both will be prosecuted for insurance fraud, solving two problems - 1.) from prison MikeZ won't be able to post pics of his ass & 2.) Miles will get a free ride for the next few years from Bubba.

One condition though - Miles cannot bring his goat with him. It makes terrible stew. AND he has to take a bath (Miles, not the goat).



Ah hell, I'll donate $50.
Bring him out so the CGBC can have a go at him.

miles, didnt i tell you i would do this the other night??? zois and i think alike i guess

im down for 20

I'm down for $.02


Geoff

Otto is down for $50

Hey, Slits, nice avatar

Ok, I am in for $50, and a change of venue..




M

So we'd have Mikeeez, Howard, Slitz and MILES in the same place, together, at the same time? Geez, talk about overload ...

It would be cheap entertainment, though, and you get what you pay for.

I'll match high donor.
Joe

<_<


Howard, I just had the temperature raised 18 degrees in your corner of hell..


M

I can't help but laugh. I'm planning a vacation in feb and march. I going to take the motor home to the Keys and look for a home, my return trip is goning to end at the Wild West Classic. I'm giong to be towing a 914 and M could ride in the car all the way in the teener and get the longest driver award.
Joe

oh my god...

Hey, I have a place to take it apart.... I have all the tools there to patch the metal, and paint...

You guys better HOPE I CAN'T do this..

m

Miles, can you feel the love?

C'mon down!

well i cant afford money but, i can go raid the inlaws meds and send the following:

1 for slits some nitro pills for the eventual heart attack
2 for miles some percasets for the headache when you decide to work on a car and the owner hits you in the head with a wrench
3 some duct tape to shut mike z up
4 howard sorry you only get a bottle of vodka for your nerves

Be careful, Howard sweats bullets!

Ewwww, them's fightin' words.......

Dude, back away from my vodka and no one gets hurt

you forgot the 4 straight jackets!

nope no straight jackets... then they cant hurt each other and that could be good entertainment . and maybe darwins theory will work and only one or two will make it

I'll match that.

I want to smack M upside the head for ignoring me.

Otto VS Miles pay per view

Hey Miles! Engine trouble?

I am not sure I can make it.... can we still work out something on the drugs?

Hey Joe, hang on to your money man... much appreciated though.


Miles

I actually looked up prices on a subby 6, cheaper than dirt.. looks quick... could be a jumping board for phase 99 from Planet Arium.

-catatonic-

Anyone else get the feeling Miles doesn't really like us? Or, at least, doesn't want to meet us?

Jen

Jen, your powers are beyond my diminutive intellect.

Jedi?


M

Whata a wuss - all expense paid trip to Corona and he wants to stay with his goat. I guess family ties are hard to break.

So, a penguin is driving through the desert, and his car breaks down as he is rolling by a truck stop.... so he rolls in, and hands the keys to a mechanic..

He walks into the store, and buys a cold drink, then gets into the ice cooler, and closes the door...

Man, he is sweating his tail off... so he gets out, buys a slurpee, and hits the freezer...

A while later, he's just sweating like mad, and he jumps out of the freezer, runs to the ice cream bars, pays, and runs next door to the garage..

As he walks up to the mechanic, who is working on his car, the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a head gasket." to which the penguin replies..

"No, dove bar."

heh, you can catch miles, zois, howard, and slits in their famous movie 'deliverence'

I CALL BURT REYNOLDS!

I never thought I'd ever call Burt Reynolds.. I am not going to be Ned.


M

Mr. Miles Hendrix at the goat milkin' fair '03

Pretty funny ...

but no bunny ears.

Race with Devil down Spanish Highway....

hahahah
(banjo music in the background)

Miles has to come....who else would play the banjo for the WWC band?

MarkD plays banjo, I hunt banjos, and break them.


M

miles just joined the soul patrol!

Excuse me, could you make my funk the Pfunk? Thank you.


M