Yesterday was my day of birth.
It was a day without mirth,
Bright and sunny all day thru,
Warm as toast and skies of blue.
Went to bed sometime last night,
After playing halo, I fought the fight,
Had a beer or maybe two,
Glot laid real good too!
Woke up this morning, boy it was chilly,
2 1/2" feet of snow, now isn't this silly,
Was it the diety's revenge for this plight?
5 hours I shoveled that damn stuuf that's white.
My toes are frozen, my face is a block of ice,
For this day after, I was gonna be nice,
But this storm unannounced it blew in,
Screw the weather channel and all their kin!