We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where:

[ ]means a smile and
[ ] is a frown. Sometimes these are represented
:-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Someone has time on their hands. What ass would that look like? Like sitting on your ass.

Geoff

(_+!+_) Sitting on your hands.

you forgot a dancin ass

(_/_)(_|_)(_\_)(_/_)(_|_)(_\_)

you mean like this?

you guys are way too bored. ill admit i m a ( ? )

what about a runny @ss hehe
( ; )

Okay this is different,(_M&M_) candyass..
CCLIN(V)LAND