Here's something to amuse the toolwench in your life......

Now that's funny!

It is so true though! I swear if I told hubby that I had new perfume called "914" and it smelled like an oil slick...he might actually follow me around and do anything I wanted! lol

Sorry hunny....but admit it that you would

Well, if he wont, I am sure there are others here that will!

LOL! Hmmm Maybe I could just go out and buy some of that oil stuff and smear myself with it. I bet Dan would be happy to follow me around and be my slave

Oil? Hmmm, I am sure he would. Go get her Dan!!!

hehe Did I say oil? Would grease be better? Whatever it takes to distract him these days....it seems to be getting more difficult the more he thinks about his 914.

Ouch, this sounds familiar. Its tough to compete with a car, think of it like when a new mother has a child, the husband takes the back seat. Kind of the same. Sorta.

Not in this house! Hehe I have to compete with his cars....his books....oh heck....It is hard to distract him if he is REALLY into something.

I've bought my wife several fine scents over the years...

Burnt clutch
Burning rubber
Spilled gas

And her fav, starting the car in the garage exhaust fumes.

Paul

Now you sound like MY wife.....

Oh yea believe me....I could literally be naked and STILL have to practically PULL him away from what he is doin. Not sure why....

is he blind?


...tempted to throw the 'useless without pics doodad in here....

Naw, chasing women is overrated. Chasing and passing another car is heaven and you don't get hot/sweaty and have to take a shower afterwards.

You didn't really mean that did you?

Don't say kinda thing around here, these animals will be over to your house.

If a little guy named Miles shows up, DO NOT open the door.

Paul

That's great

Nothing like the smell of SWEPCO on the morning

Well...I don't mean it 100% of the time...but probably like %75 he gets so wrapped up in his hobbies, I could do that and he might not notice. Can you say DEDICATED to his hobbies?

I know he loves me, but it is a serious battle sometimes to get his attentions.

Speak for yourself Slits, That trip to Mexico in the 914 required a shower afterwards, so did the Temecula run. And yes, I was passing every car I came upon. Of course, not all drivers are as relaxed as you.


As for being nekid and not getting his attention, just my opinion, but a half dressed or scantily dressed woman is more attractive than a full on nekid one. That could just be me though. Its worth a try. Leave something to the imagination.

I suggest that you get one of those old size 10 iron skillets and one good well placed whack should do the trick. I'll betcha once you sneak up on him and perform the wake up call above, when you just say the word honey.... you will have his undivided attention.

Seriously I dig chicks that are into oil and grease. Just don't tell my Mrs so.

Yes, swepco is nice in the morning. Better than coffee . Unfortunately, more expensive as well. I'd rather my car leaked coffee.

Jen

Thank you Jen! So nice to hear it isn't JUST mine!

From what I understand, all you have to do is go beat him at the autocross in his own car, and he'll be much more prone to distraction away from it

Many years me and another guy bought a '63 Dodge with a 426 Max Wedge motor for drag racing. We nicknamed it the "Iron Mistress" (after the Alan Ladd movie) for obvious reasons...! In its short career, it more than lived up to the name!

Yeah, I would pretty much put the 914 away for the night.

Slip slidin' away,
Slip slidin' away,
The nearer your destination,
Slip slidin' away...............................................

At my age about the only thing I nail is an apex, and that not too often

and you dont have to take a pill for that

hi howard!

I showed my wife that cartoon and she said "Yeah, I'll just keep a bottle of that right next to my Eau de Hoppes #9". I guess I have a few hobbies that she is in competition with.

Hi all! Just my two cents worth....I can get him to notice me being nekkid, I can even get his attention....however it's something about the pitch black hands that try to come-a-gropin' that usually scares me away....
Teri

brake cleen should help with that.

Jen

which explains why you are posting on this board

i think, the moment my wife gets an account here, instead of just lurkin, i have to reconsider my priorities (do i sound whipped yet?)...

maybe i'll just get her her own 914

From experience... it doesn't help. You will have 2 914s to spend your money on instead of one. And hers will ALWAYS have to be fixed FIRST.

If the purpose of the scent is to get men to notice you, then I propose ........





Popcorn scent....

Yes, that's right, popcorn scent!

Regular and Buttered!!!!!!

Picture this,

Walk into the garage wearing Popcorn scent, get his attention, walk into the house and I betcha he will follow you anywhere!

Mission accomplished!

Noticed this at work. Whenever someone popped a bag of popcorn and opened it in cubical land, people became crazy in tracking down the scent.......


Ooops!, just let on my big retirement money making idea!


Ken