my gf just registered under scotts-toolwench ( real name teri )

so dont any body ever mention how much this cars really cost

next my 914's name is heide NOT Gertrude ( what she calls it )

and to the other scotts on the board you cant afford to rent her, because she is worth too much

also she does not know much about our cars but she did discover how well they handle when i was teaching her to drive a stick

one last thing dont be afraid of her i do all of the time

HEY! Contrary to what he says I really do love his car! GERTRUDE is a prize among cars! I know a little about it (okay..not much but I did take off the side mirror and put it back on!) I can read a manual just as well as the next person!

I think you guys are cool and I can't resist posting with y'all.

I'm looking forward to all you can teach me considering I'm trying to get Scott to buy me my own Gertie....

Teri

Welcome, Teri!

And yay for more estrogen in the garage!

-Mer

Welcome Teri: Ihope you get your wish (Gertie). Its good to se the female numbers improving. I have a friend that is an owner(/L.) and its hard to get her to post. There are a few women that post all the time and I hope thet you will continue to do the same.
Joe

Hey Teri, welcome to 914world.com!
Always good to have more female members

Gee I hope the avatar is a spoof. the other girls post a pic of themselves.
Us guys post pics of our cars

Uhhhhh...........Welcome to the insane asylum...........Therapy available 24/7......just ask.

Now that that is over, we can start the trashing

Thank you all for making me feel so welcome! I'm feelin' the love!
See here's my thing about 914's and woman...I don't understand why more woman don't have these cars. There spacious inside and they have TWO TRUNKS which means.....MORE SHOPPING!!!!

Seriously though, the first time Scott took me camping he filled the trunks with everything we would need and then some! I love camping with that car more than his Pathfinder, and I'm convinced it fit more too. (Except for our 80 pound dog who had to sit in the front seat with me...my advice to everyone with a big dog and a 914...keep the dog, leave the boyfriend at home!
)


P.s- Joe: Okay then I'll make the avitar me.....stand back...

p.ps- Oh don't worry SLITS.....I've already heard all about you...I lurk all the time...hee-hee!

Teri, Welcome!

Obviously you have a sense of humor given your club name. I too like the increase in female members. It gives the "garage" a different, and more fun, perspective.

-Jeff

every body away

and dont worry she likes to joke too

and porn is okay with her

Hey, it's ok until she starts hangin flowered curtains, draggin' in vegitation and insisting on spraying parfume to kill the dirty sock smell of a well organized garage. Ahhhh, the sweet aroma of sweaty underwear and gear oil

I am not as bad as they say.................I'm just misunderstood

Hey SLITS baby! I see you too!!!!

uh....psycho on aisle 4

Ok.. had to go in the other room and change my shorts...........


BTW... Betty says hello and "Your crazy!!!"

sorry clay, we had to just could not resist. i mean after all it was for slits.

and Betty, Teri says hi too

Hey, A yankee that used YA'LL. DO you know what that means?

HAH, HAH the south will rise again.

oh come on Matt,
your testosterone isn't feeling crowded.....
is it?????

Lisa

Welcome Teri,

Can't say the women are keeping the men in check. Only that particular women are keeping their particular men in check. I haven't had the pleasure of bitch slapping any of these guys yet, and my boyfriend isn't registered for me to keep him in line. I'm just here for the ha-ha's.

Jen

sorry....clicked on the wrong wavey smiley in my other post... my bad... I'm soooooo sorry..

Now that's a

puny

weapon!

How 'bout a duel?

Oh, don't make me bust out a pic of Brian with his 1919.

Jen (sharp shooter in training)

Gee SLITS, That's a nice old museum peice...bet it dosen't even go bang anymore.......


I bet that big ol' gun only fires blanks anyway.....

You had to use a Tiger MKIV? What the hell kind of Murrican are you?

No, Mate, this is a tank!

ouch! Good one Teri!! I like you already!!

This was mine for a number of years. When I retired for the Navy they made me give it back.
Aft Surface to air Missile launcher on the USS Vincennes CG-49

My big gun has been shootin' blanks for years to avoid producing demented pyschos with weapons. I consider it an honor to keep our society "estrogen psycho free".

Welcome Teri, as all the other women have said " Welcome Aboard "

welcome... guess this means you'll be going to the chesapeake regions swap meet dec 5 at valley motors?

Yeay! More 914 GURLS

Welcome!

Duel accepted! Lets meet high noon,,,,

Ancient blank firing machine VS Modern reliability with PMS...


HERE WABBIT, WABBIT!!!!


And to all the 914 Girls......

Thanks EVERYONE for making me feel welcome.....(Expecially you SLITS... )

Welcome to the club, Teri...

(did I do good Scott?)


Miles

Sorry my gun is only 5"


in diameter!!!
This would be the gun that backs up the missile launcher.

Oh Krap, I suppose I have to be nice now. Damn, there goes my reputation for bein' an asshole. Guess I'll have to regroup and wage war again. That damn estrogen takes all the wind outta yer sails when it turns nice.

OH BTW - Nice to have you posting so frequently - Since Miles cleaned up his act, we need a doses of total insanity.

So, in the end, the last thing I will type is"

SHOW ME YOUR GUNS

yes miles you did good, you are safe i wont shoot ya, nor would i ever have, but the CHP might when you when you get to cali.

and joe my weapons of choose when i was in were mk 48's, tlam a,b,and c, and harpoons as well but i perfered the tlam' s 1000 lb war head vrs 65 lbs harpoon.

also those harpoons where useless against my sub.

Oh no doubt Subs could kick ass against just about anything us Skimmers rode in. But it is just not as impressive.