Not mine, but I thought I share.

http://springfield.craigslist.org/pts/3773605386.html

is that an engine or a coffee table?

and if you don't have a coffee table, "it turns into a coffee table". Credit Kramer from Sienfeld.

Captain America is missing an engine!!

"NOS 2.0 camshaft", "straight cut steel timing gears"? Well, which one is it? NOS camshafts have a normal gear riveted on ............... Nice top tin, too. For under 200 bucks he can get a flywheel that'll work with the tranny he has ...................

The Cap'n

I'd say the song with the line that repeats often: "Too much time on my hands" was playing in this guy's shop over and over while he assembled and finished it.