Check this out, hard to believe:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/30/lava.lamp...h.ap/index.html

Maybe someone can explain why he put his lava lamp on the stove?

He didn't have a lightbulb to put in the base......or he's a member of the instant generation (McD's, 3 minute bacon, ect) and couldn't wait for it to heat up with the bulb and had to groove now....

No drugs or alcohol....but further investigation found that his parents were brother and sister....

the word 'trailer' keeps popping up in the list of nominees... and it's a BLUE state, so that explains a bit

It's not bad enough this poor dumbass had to live life as a dumbass, but he had to die of his chronic dumbassness, and then have it be international news that he was in fact, a dumbass.

I guess the Lava Lamp maker is gonna get sued huh?

Should'a placed a sticker on their product that says "DO NOT PLACE ON HOT STOVETOP".


I'll bet it was "lavaing" like mad just before the explosion.

Hmmm..... makes you think...


M

Oooh Oohhh i saw a reference to politics, I'm gonna tell!

Don't tell, join in, quick, before they catch us.
He lived in a trailer, definately a "red" supporter!

you mean zois trying to look democratic ???

Andy

So was that Miles they were talking about?? Should we take up a donation for his funeral??

The circle of life as a dumbass.

Nope! You just have to insult your own country, religion, car, personal hygene.

That pic of Mike reminds me of The Great Thinker.

The picture, not Mike.

PAul

The Great Thinker....the sculpture by Rodin...I think....was seated and naked....wanna see what I can come up with?



It was also in the opening credits of Dobie Gillis....

Looks like you're sitting on the john.

That cant be Mike there are no pink rabbir ears.

Bernie

Here ya go.....
bet ya thought I was gonna strip down and do an impression....

This is getting OT but why does he have is elbow on his opposite knee?

Maybe he's ambidextrous?

I think he's got a boner from reading Playboy and doesn't want his wife to see it.

To be added to all future lava lamps....just like the "dumbass stickman reaching under the mower while it's still running", or "dumbass stickman pulling a vending machine over on top of him", or ....[insert your own "dumbass stickman" here]

Okay, I suck at MSpaint, but you get the point