Ok, this problem is weird.
Whenever I turn my sterring wheel to the right my higbeams come on.
It's not in the horn ring nub cause I can duplicate the problem with the steering wheel completely off. If I turn the wheel right and left at just the right spot, I can turn the high beams on and off!
And it's not in the turn signal high beam switch cause I changed it to a spare I had and still had the same problem.
Any guesses?