I haven't celebrated Christmas since my parents divorced (late '90s) and I ABHORE the complete and utter capitalisim of the season (a Chia Pet is NOT the perfect gift for everyone, period!).

But she's really into it and I'm nuts about her so we put up lights on my house (been living in it for 4 years...even the neighbors commented on that) and today got a tree. She doesn't think she's very sexy (due in mid-January) but she KNOWS how to decorate a tree and get me "in the mood"...

Sorry, she'd be embarrassed if I showed the whole photo so y'all only get a peek. Here she is in "public-mode" getting the lights on to the tree:

The homestead...

you one lucky guy !!!

couldnt help myself....

Pulled off the car cover and got my trusty stead to haul the tree Didn't want to scratch up the roof of her Passat (chipped 1.8T...yeee haaaa!) and the rental Kia Rio (piece of crap gutless car!) didn't have enough roof. Got lots of looks and even the owner of the tree farm was oogeling her and asking about the engine (it's powder-coated) and showing me pictures of his ubber old Ford truck he was in the process of street-rodding (niiiiice looking ride).

So, show me what y'all've done for the season

QUOTE (dlo914 @ Dec 19 2004, 07:50 PM)

couldnt help myself....

HOLY CRAP, DAN!!! I thought you got onto my computer! My heart was racing...then I realized what you did...man, don't do that

LOLOLOLOLOL

WOW!!! I wouldn't be gettin' much done on my teener.
Happy Holidays!!!
& here's to your soon to be newborn child -
BTW - If this is your first child - Life is about to change...

Boing!

Too funny!

Excellent photoshop job, what a lucky guy, tell your wife she is very sexy still and that you love her madly. Good luck with the newborn, they are a handful. Happy Holidays.

Looks like life is good.

We are starting a tradition this year in our family. My wife is very crafty and wanted to do a small gingerbread house. We hope to keep doing this every year. The kids wont remember what they got for christmas after years go by but they will remember when they ate all that candy when building the gingerbread house.

Oh and congrats on the baby to come. My little girl will be 1 on Jan 2.
Here are my not so impressive lights.

WOW air_cooled_nut. You're one lucky soon-to-be-dad!

QUOTE (Air_Cooled_Nut @ Dec 19 2004, 07:44 PM)

She doesn't think she's very sexy...

Apparently women don't know what sexy is. Tell her she qualifies by a mile.

QUOTE (McMark @ Dec 20 2004, 09:07 AM)

Apparently women don't know what sexy is. Tell her she qualifies by a mile.

congrat on the baby-on-the way! when are you expecting?

Woo Hoo! I gotta mention that decorating tip to my wife!

Absolutely gorgeous - both sides!

Ummm, nice house.....

Very nice Avatar Mike!!

Let's lighten up and fix that front view....

nice avatar mike

it should say

ACN's wife

Just another episode of "Leave it to Zois"





M

Note to self: Don't include wife's rear end in a message, even if it is in good taste. Someone one will screw with it and piss off wife.

i apologize if i pissed off someone's wife....it was only for a harmless laugh....

So is it a full moon or a half moon tonight in Beaverton?

haha Beaverton....nice pun...eventhough it's a real city....

Ummmm...who's pissed off?

IONO....but how about a RED thong for the holiday spirit....she could be Santa's (Toby's) little helper....

Tell her she is smoking hot, all women are when they are gravid, I was crazy the whole, well 8 1/2 of the whole 9 months my wife was pg...they just glow or something, I don't know, congrats in advance on the near arrival...you know what being a parent means dont you? 25 years of hard work and poverty...enjoy em before they learn to ask for $$. Merry christmas, ignore the commercial shit, its between you and other people only. My .02

QUOTE (URY914 @ Dec 20 2004, 06:46 PM)

So is it a full moon or a half moon tonight in Beaverton?

Dude, that's the DARK SIDE of the moon

Naw, I'm not pissed, I am fully aware of what you turkeys can do and I think it's funny. Besides, my girl's p-chopped butt is someone else's avitar, how cool is that? I can hear it now...
"Honey, who's girl's bum is that for your avitar?"
"Oh, that's Air_Cooled_Nut's girlfriends butt! Mmmmm mmm!"
"EX-CUUUUSE ME?!?"
"doh!"


She's due Jan. 17th and yes, we are living in sin

Congrats to you and your better half (pun intended)

If this is your first, get ready, cause nothing in the world can prepare you. Take getting your first great car and multiply it by several drillion, and you might be near how you'll feel when your baby grabs your finger the first time.

New father advice? Learn to be the fastest diaper changer "in the west". She'll love you for it, and really appreciate it. Enjoy every minute, you kid will grow up so fast you won't believe it.

Do you know if it's a boy or girl?

Girl. Her name is Bella Jade. That FI system I want for my Squareback and the rear trunk shocks and rear trunk modified hinges are now all in this: 7Mb video of Bella's new room
I did all the work. Got a new air nailer, too But I tell ya, it was hanging that damn Pooh wallpaper boarder that kicked my butt!

Here is a short video of the "during" phase: 3.5Mb video
BTW, tilt your head to the right to view it. G/F's camera was used for the "video" and I don't know how to tilt it upright.

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That FI system I want for my Squareback and the rear trunk shocks and rear trunk modified hinges are now all in this

Get ready for this to happen a lot. But you'll be happy to do it.

Congrats and I love her name.