A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make
you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my genitals inside.
Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then open his mouth
& I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their
approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, & placed
his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and
smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his
mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd
cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood
up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to
give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand was noticed
waving frantically in the back of the bar.

A man with a feminine voice timidly spoke up. "I'll try It! Just promise not to hit me so
hard with the beer bottle.