I was looking at the car and had an idea for after I get it painted. What do you think? 2 pictures

Or in Titanium

how about we worry about the issues at hand, like rebuilding calipers..or getting the trans linkage sorted.


paint is the last thing you need on your mind

Sorry Dad, I dont know what I was thinking.

Why insult yer car?

QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 09:30 AM)

Sorry Dad, I dont know what I was thinking.

LOL!

No rest for the wicked!

(it will look cool in my unedgeamacated opinion)

QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 10:30 AM)

Sorry Dad, I dont know what I was thinking.

are you mocking me? YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!!!

Rear lid is too flat, doesn't look right. Maybe in between the tail lights?

Might as well go all the way and somehow install 996/boxster style headlights in the front

My neighbor had a ugly beat up 914 in primer grey a few years ago.
Where he worked there was a Boxter that would park far away across the lot to avoid door dings.
My neighbor painted a big "Poxter" in script on the back of the 914 and would park it right next to him!
My neighbor's got a funny sense of humor.... He bought the 914 just to pull that off.

Between the Brittney stuff and this, I think you need to "Go Home and Rethink your life..."

QUOTE (Red-Beard @ Dec 20 2004, 11:42 AM)

Between the Brittney stuff and this, I think you need to "Go Home and Rethink your life..."

That's only a quarter of it, then there's..............................

Hey now, it was just an idea and the Britney thing got a little out of control, its not like I am wanting to marry her, I only said I thought she was good looking.

hmmmm......car is going to be really confused, 1st it has a body kit on it so it thinks it's a 911 and now you want to put a Boxster decal on it???

kinda like a cross-dresser...trying to be something their not
(flame suit on, LOL)

why dont you athk your thweetheart chrithopher lowell


he says black!

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Dec 20 2004, 09:27 AM)

how about we worry about the issues at hand, like rebuilding calipers..or getting the trans linkage sorted. paint is the last thing you need on your mind

Its amazing how many people have so little to do!

Bernie

QUOTE (bernbomb914 @ Dec 20 2004, 01:01 PM)

Its amazing how many people have so little to do! Bernie

bernie....

im sick....at home....bored out of my mind.....
of course ill be on here

QUOTE (bernbomb914 @ Dec 20 2004, 12:01 PM)

Its amazing how many people have so little to do! Bernie

I know what you mean Bernie, its like this place is full of retired people. Aaron is a bit young to be retired though. So I guess we will let him pass with his sick excuse.

this would be better Scott......................

Hardee har har, you guys are a barrel of laughs. It runs fine, it just doesnt move. However, think of that as a concept, the best running car that will never get stolen, wont break down on the road somewhere and I dont have to put gas in it but once a year or so. The tires will never wear out either.

Thats NASTY

Bernie

PS Thanks RON

Ok Scott....serious time.....go to the local hardware store and buy a shit pile of washers...start putting them on the stud and mounting the wheels until you get the clearance you need...........measure the washer stack and that will tell you what spacer to run. You might have to lengthen your studs though, but that would make Britney happy

jeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeee

QUOTE (SLITS @ Dec 20 2004, 01:30 PM)

Ok Scott....serious time.....go to the local hardware store and buy a shit pile of washers...start putting them on the stud and mounting the wheels until you get the clearance you need...........measure the washer stack and that will tell you what spacer to run. jeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeee

ron, i swear we need to go dropkik him, and do the work for him

(if this doesnt get him motivated (being beaten up by ron the hobo, and aaron the 18yo punk)...nothing will!)

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Dec 20 2004, 12:32 PM)

QUOTE (SLITS @ Dec 20 2004, 01:30 PM) Ok Scott....serious time.....go to the local hardware store and buy a shit pile of washers...start putting them on the stud and mounting the wheels until you get the clearance you need...........measure the washer stack and that will tell you what spacer to run. jeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeee ron, i swear we need to go dropkik him, and do the work for him (if this doesnt get him motivated (being beaten up by ron the hobo, and aaron the 18yo punk)...nothing will!)

Now thats even funnier, and old man and a kid? You guys wouldnt last 1 minute. The car is what needs to get done, not you guys getting beat up by little ole me.


Judge me by my size do you? (in my best Yoda voice)

QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 01:36 PM)

Judge me by my size do you? (in my best Yoda voice)

size matters!


ask brittney!!!

He hasn't had a running teener since the yellow one and it didn't run that well either..........












I suppose if we insult him enough he might get motivation, but in reality he would prolly call Howie, cry foul, and have the old phart attack us.

time for a new newsticker ron....

something about a shalon........ [spelled that way on purpose scott]

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Dec 20 2004, 12:40 PM)

time for a new newsticker ron.... something about a shalon........

You guys need to learn how to spell. The word is Chalon!!!

Aaron, what are you taking in school? Dont they teach you spelling?

theatrical affect.....
puts a feminine touch on "chalon"

Oh lord won't ya buy a running nine fourteen,
My friends are all driving and my gears won't go in,
My brakes they don't fit, my wheels they don't turn,
Oh lord won't ya buy me a car that will run.

Oh lord won't ya buy me a driving nine fourteen,
My knuckles are all busted and my wallet is thin,
My wheels they don't turn, I must make amends,
Oh lord I need a running car before I have to wear depends.

how bout this

OMG! Now that's funny.

That is great, can you cut it out of plastic like the factory does, I would put that on my car.

Sean! Vinyl cutter, please...

I could e-mail it to Sean and he could cut a sticker for ya

mockery on a whole new level

you could always put "LOTUS" on the back of it.............................

QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 01:36 PM)

Now thats even funnier, and old man and a kid? You guys wouldnt last 1 minute. The car is what needs to get done, not you guys getting beat up by little ole me. Judge me by my size do you? (in my best Yoda voice)

"Couldn't last a minute".......that's what Britney said!

The Boxter S logo would only work when preceeded by;
"Cost as much as...."
"Not as good as....."
"I wish I had a...."
"Poor man's...."
"People who drive a .... laugh at me"
".....wanna be"
"If I were smart I would own a ......"

Boxter S, the S stands for Shalome.

Oh great, another comedian, thats all we need. How about,
Blows by
faster than
less money than
Older than

You didnt mention any of those

QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 03:49 PM)

Oh great, another comedian, thats all we need. How about, Blows by faster than less money than Older than You didnt mention any of those

cuz most of em arent true!




scott.... go junkyard hunting for 16" porsche wheels....im down if you want to....

I think cookie cutters are sexy. They are in the junk yards often.

QUOTE (Dr Evil @ Dec 20 2004, 03:53 PM)

I think cookie cutters are sexy. They are in the junk yards often.

no such thing as a 16" cookie cutter tho

CCLINBOXSTER

CCLIN914BOXSTER

QUOTE (jwalters @ Dec 20 2004, 01:43 PM)

you could always put "LOTUS" on the back of it.............................

That way it would have wierd electrics and would overheat often, right? Or is that just the old ones...pre 1990....

Where's the M5 emblems, Yo?



You need a wooden spoiler, and wing set.


M

scott this is for you in your defense