Found this on craigslist. I am pretty desperate and a pretty woman. I could also repair your computer instead of the sex thing but I need my car fixed and I'm broke.
91 Subaru Legacy Wagon tries to start but won't turn over. I've already put in a new clutch cable and had the starter contacts cleaned at a cost of over $300 so if I'm going to get screwed I might as well have sex while I'm at it.
Please help.
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