On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....

12 Welders Welding

11 Sawzalls Sawing

10 Grinders Grinding

9 Engines Leaking

8 Cables Breaking

7 Tops Squeaking

6 Cylinders Firing

5 Al Reed Fuchs

4 Rebuilt Brake Calipers

3 Calls to AAA

2 Euro Tail Lights

And a Can of POR-15

I like it

Pretty good. There need to an "a" between each gift. Love the POR 15 ending.

I like it a lot, brainstorming, here are a few others

X JB weld fixes
X rusted fasteners

and a very rusty hell hole

Merry Christmas

X wires shorting
X fuses blowing
X dashes' cracking
X seats splitting
X locks sticking
And a broken door lock cam

Bleeding Busted Knuckles

One Subie motor, one Subie tranny...