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Never drive a 914, always keep it parked on jack stands.
1. Never....ever put your 914 up on jackstands after the holiday egg nog.
2. Avoid Sandbox browsing during present openings with the kids.
3. Make sure to seperate the "extra" 914 parts in the garage from the Christmas decorations.
4. Take a drive in your teener....when it is safe...to de-stress after phone calls from the x-wife or other notorious relatives.
That's all for now......
2. Avoid Sandbox browsing during present openings with the kids.
3. Make sure to seperate the "extra" 914 parts in the garage from the Christmas decorations.
4. Take a drive in your teener....when it is safe...to de-stress after phone calls from the x-wife or other notorious relatives.
That's all for now......
If you haul a tree on your 914, your car might smell spruced up for a little while.
Do not eat lots of holiday chili and then work underneath your 914 on your back.
Since your 914 is already a lawn ornament on jack stands pissing off the neighbors, go full redneck and put some Christmas lights on it.
Do not twerk at the office party
Holiday parking.
You know you are from Massachusetts when you cut a guy off for a parking space and you are disappointed when he does not even flip you the bird.
You know you are from Massachusetts when you cut a guy off for a parking space and you are disappointed when he does not even flip you the bird.
When merging in Massachusetts traffic, eye contact is a sign of weakness.
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