Pissin' off the back porch (Not front...Hey....I'm not a hoosier! [no offense to my Indy Brothers, "hoosier" means something totally different here in MO]) on a crystal clear night .......... ...Okay, I'm easily entertained!

I have a second floor balcony for ... "entertainment"....

QUOTE (McMark @ Jan 7 2005, 01:11 AM)

I have a second floor balcony for ... "entertainment"....  :unsure:

BTDT in the USN.....my wife's (at the time GF) barracks at NAS Miramar, SD. Scary (and loud as hell) when you're not supposed to be there [insert smilie getting handcuffed and beat like Rodney King]!

Nothing like a fresh shave of the testicles followed up with a lite dusting of talc powder...





























NOT!

I take the dogs out every morning at 6:00am. All three of us piss right there in the yard.

Driving my 914 to work and being able to park it front row. So all co-workers can enjoy it too.

Why is it that the 1st question asked is. "Is it fast? whats the 1/4 mile time"?

Oogling the avitars

I enjoy naps and sleeping in. And I'm always game for a good gaffaw. A good, belly aching laugh is wonderful!! And sand between my toes. Thank god for simple pleasures!

Jen

Simple pleasure.....


Pissing off Mike Zois on this bbs......


Running around fixing 914s for other people.

And Driving a 914!!!!

reading in the sandbox.

throwing tennis balls for the dogs.

welding anything that ain't nailed down.

purple pot

QUOTE (Korijo @ Jan 7 2005, 11:22 AM)

purple pot

For medicinal purposes of course

QUOTE

Simple pleasures...., What's yours?

when things get out of hand, i walk up to the roof-garden overlooking the whole bay, sit down and enjoy a good cuban cigar ...

Andy

QUOTE (Jenny @ Jan 7 2005, 10:59 AM)

...And sand between my toes. Thank god for simple pleasures! Jen

Jen, I highly recommend the sands on the south part of Cancun. Incredibly smooth sand, like silk between your toes

Choking chickens and verbally beating the hell out of posters on this BBS. 2nd is writing my name in the snow.

my freshmen coeds. so young, so naive, so impressionable.... ahhhh.



(just kidding jeff!!!)

QUOTE (nebreitling @ Jan 7 2005, 12:05 PM)

my freshmen coeds. so young, so naive, so impressionable.... ahhhh.

now, unless you get one of your cute coeds to ride with me to the WCC, i'm afraid i have to foward your post to your boss ...




just kidding,
Andy

Damn Deutschers were always snitches unless they got their way! Hey Nathan, got ya covered...MattR can loan Andy his "Blow Up Girlfriend"..................

QUOTE (SLITS @ Jan 7 2005, 12:13 PM)

MattR can loan Andy his "Blow Up Girlfriend"..................

simple pleasures indeed!

QUOTE (nebreitling @ Jan 7 2005, 12:19 PM)

QUOTE (SLITS @ Jan 7 2005, 12:13 PM) MattR can loan Andy his "Blow Up Girlfriend".................. simple pleasures indeed!

Why do I keep thinking about the Auto-Pilot from the movie Airplane

QUOTE (nebreitling @ Jan 7 2005, 01:19 PM)

QUOTE (SLITS @ Jan 7 2005, 12:13 PM) MattR can loan Andy his "Blow Up Girlfriend".................. simple pleasures indeed!

hahahaha

mine? Bagging on Slits.....or riding shorebreak at the wedge

QUOTE (SLITS @ Jan 7 2005, 12:13 PM)

MattR can loan Andy his "Blow Up Girlfriend"..................

hmmm, now you got me thinking ...

Drag racing Ford F-150's and whooping their asses

Giving my girlfriend a dutch oven right after sex

Jello

Lesbian midget Internet Porn

Cheap remote control cars (crashing them)

The list goes on ........

Anthing Auto related isnt simple ....
A fine cigar and glass of burboun

Rock N Roll and road trips (espically in a teener! )

A Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur #2 Maduro on the way to work, with the top off, than lucking out on a decent front-row parking slot.

Coworkers say I enjoy life way too much; I tell 'em they're just jealous ...

QUOTE (ninefourteener @ Jan 7 2005, 01:48 PM)

Giving my girlfriend a dutch oven

Not sure I want to know but.... ? I must be old... but I may be sorry I asked.

Any time I can spend with my wife. Seriously... I look forward to it.

Sleding down a 3 foot hill with my 4 year old daughter.

Doesnt get much better

A glass of scotch, no water or ice and a fine cigar. Next to that relaxing in my recliner with one of my daugthers watching a ball game.

My best,
Mike D.

Pissing out the back door of the garage is right up there

But

Clear, Cold day, 3000 verticle feet to the bottom, not a track in sight.

QUOTE (rick 918-S @ Jan 7 2005, 03:23 PM)

QUOTE (ninefourteener @ Jan 7 2005, 01:48 PM) Giving my girlfriend a dutch oven Not sure I want to know but.... ? I must be old... but I may be sorry I asked.

rippin' ass in bed, then trapping her head under the covers

QUOTE (ninefourteener @ Jan 7 2005, 01:48 PM)

Giving my girlfriend a dutch oven right after sex

you're a classy guy, matt


(kinda laughing, kinda grossed out)

Brewing beer and listening to tunes way too loud.

Dreaming that I have rust free Teener................

Twystd1

Always being vigilant!

a cold beer after work.

My hookah pipe and a nice glass of riesling.

-Lawrence

QUOTE (Korijo @ Jan 7 2005, 11:22 AM)

purple pot

mmm, looks tasty!

i'd have to agree with that.

Riding mountain bikes on actual mountains! It's all about the DOWN! It makes the UP worth all that work...

Runners high...10 miles in ~60 minutes WOOHOO!

The feeling I get after finishing a project on the teener!

staying up late and getting up early. I can have a lot of fun with a 19 or 20 hour day.
Nothing quite like a wake & bake, eh, Dave?
And I thought the farmers were in Alabama...

Really, I love to bicycle, work on the car, work on the house/ yard, and hang with my kids. And if I can, I just gotta drive the 914 every day. 20hrs/day isn't enough!

QUOTE (balthazar @ Jan 21 2005, 10:15 PM)

Riding mountain bikes on actual mountains! It's all about the DOWN! It makes the UP worth all that work... Runners high...10 miles in ~60 minutes WOOHOO! The feeling I get after finishing a project on the teener!

Shit man...I get tired driving 10 miles [insert gasping, out-of-shape-old-fart smilie here]

Working with the Special Olympics guys. They are always having a good time and dont let stuff get them down.

QUOTE (Qarl @ Jan 7 2005, 01:18 PM)

Nothing like a fresh shave of the testicles followed up with a lite dusting of talc powder..

Catching a classic Simpsons or Seinfield episode

"...or Seinfield episode"

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Cramer with the cigar store indian! Best episode ever!

Shit man...I get tired driving 10 miles [insert gasping, out-of-shape-old-fart smilie here]

Well, I'm not in that shape yet this year. I have to build up to it...winter does bad things to me...bad things (insert 20lbs of "keeps me warm" fat...)

(sorry, I don't know how to do that quotey thing you guys all do...)

online FPS games,
a cold pint of draft (Shiner or newcastle) at a pub while playing pool or air hockey
poker night with the guys
and coming home to my wife, after a day at the office...
our cats... pets are one of the best things in life!

Taking a long twisty road drive in the Va countryside followed by a round of lead slugs through spray paint cans Yeah I live in the south!! Ask any Va guy about a drive on the blue ridge parkway in the spring, or just driving around the western part of the state.............

Oh, I forgot, spending WAY TOO much time on this board (read:needs to get a life!)

Newest "simple pleasure", rebuilding transaxle! Will be finished by Sunday!