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JeffBowlsby
1. My 914 has super special, perfect OG German, ORIGINAL light bulbs and the one year only grey defroster vents… making it worth way more than what I just paid for it…I am so excited!

2. I dig the 914 so much, I cannot help myself…I HAVE to buy them all – because owning only one is not enough, and it’s a great opportunity to make boatloads of money

3. I don’t like the way my 914s inside door release levers work, so I am going to improve on them with infrared latch mechanisms and steering wheel controls – it will be easy-peasy and I can knock them out in no time…Then I can group buy them to all my friends…
swooshdave
So… tell me more about the door latch GB...
Elliot Cannon
Do you mean JB?
Cuda911
I'm in...Mark me down for the GB.
Rleog
More.....

(Spying one for sale)

Cool. I can learn to weld, paint, rewire, upholster, etc., and restore it in no time.
Mblizzard
That's only surface rust.....
billh1963
QUOTE(Mblizzard @ Jun 25 2014, 06:37 AM) *

That's only surface rust.....



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Mark Henry
My type 4 makes 300hp
Chris H.
QUOTE(Mark Henry @ Jun 25 2014, 07:35 AM) *

My type 4 makes 300hp


Did you put stickers on the car or just add that electric supercharger thing and a cone air filter?
falcor75
QUOTE(Chris H. @ Jun 25 2014, 02:40 PM) *

QUOTE(Mark Henry @ Jun 25 2014, 07:35 AM) *

My type 4 makes 300hp


Did you put stickers on the car or just add that electric supercharger thing and a cone air filter?


electric supercharger -and- cone air filter, easy 400 rwhp
porbmw
I'll get this done, back on the road, in 3 months...6 months max dry.gif
CptTripps
QUOTE(porbmw @ Jun 25 2014, 09:00 AM) *

I'll get this done, back on the road, in 3 months...6 months max dry.gif


I'm living this one. Life gets in the way sometimes...others I bite off more than I can chew.
Bleyseng
Yellow is faster......
bulitt
Don't cut up your original wiring harness because they only made 113,000 of them...
gms
QUOTE(Jeff Bowlsby @ Jun 24 2014, 11:06 PM) *

1. My 914 has super special,... one year only grey defroster vents… making it worth way more than what I just paid for it…I am so excited!

they are actually fiberglass biggrin.gif
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Dave_Darling
"I really do have a 914!!"

"My 914 runs!"

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--DD
KELTY360
I just need to get it on jackstands to adjust the clutch.
PanelBilly
I'll be driving my car this summer
Sleepin
While I am in there I can do this easily enough too...
poorsche914
QUOTE(Chris H. @ Jun 25 2014, 08:40 AM) *
QUOTE(Mark Henry @ Jun 25 2014, 07:35 AM) *
My type 4 makes 300hp
Did you put stickers on the car or just add that electric supercharger thing and a cone air filter?

My 914 had a turbo... until I removed the DAPO-applied sticker blink.gif

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JFJ914
The 914 isn't a real Porsche (NARP)!

People in PCA look down their noses at 914"s.

Woe is me, the 914 is the redheaded stepchild of the Porsche world.
audio_file
"there's NO WAY the 914-6 is that much better than my 1.7/1.8/2.0... "
"OF COURSE I'll get all my investment back out of it"
HalfMoon
Buying from a fellow World member is an assurance they're honest.
Chris H.
"I can fabricate that myself for waaayyy less than it costs to buy the pre-engineered kit"
computers4kids
My 914 is worth a ton--I restored it!
What a great investment
It's better than original with the upgrades
Big Len
My wife/GF said we'll work on it together which will bring us closer so we can have more sex.
sdthomas
If I drive my 914 today, it won't leave me stranded on the side of the road.
JRust
Any Porsche is worth 20k. It's a classic & doesn't matter if it's about to fold in half. They are rare rolleyes.gif
MrHyde
I only have a couple things to fix.
jrrhdmust
QUOTE(CptTripps @ Jun 25 2014, 05:39 AM) *

QUOTE(porbmw @ Jun 25 2014, 09:00 AM) *

I'll get this done, back on the road, in 3 months...6 months max dry.gif


I'm living this one. Life gets in the way sometimes...others I bite off more than I can chew.


+1
914_teener
1. I know that if I read enough threads on how to trouble shoot the FI system on my car..I will get better at it.
2. I think it is the CHT.
3. Carburetors must work better than my FI system, they are so much easier to troubleshoot.



wonderful idea of a thread btw
computers4kids
FS. If my car doesn't sell for x dollars unfinished , the price finished will be A LOT MORE, av-943.gif
relentless
I can't find the cornering limit on my 914, so I keep going faster and faster!
Mblizzard
That's not an oil leak. It is just a minor seep........

After completing a repair for the first time, looking over the extra parts or bolts.... I just world more efficiently than the orginal German engineer that designed the car.
JmuRiz
I keep thinking I'll someday put it together and get it running as well as it should....
Been about 7 years since it's run in anger.
Jamie
There are no rust bugs in California that will eat our cars !
JeffBowlsby
It must be the ECU when:
...The engine is pretty rough when cold...
...The engine does not work when hot...
...my '76 wont a pass smog test...
...only fuel on cyls 2&4 work...
...only fuel on cyls 1&2 work...
...the black/purple coil wire melts...
...I get bucking at ~3,000 RPM...
...my AFR is so rich that the engine does not start...
...only 3 out 4 injectors squirt into a jar...
...I have fuel pressure, but none of the injectors squirt...
...I have no fuel pressure...
johnhora
Jeff...you see what you've started.... biggrin.gif
ThePaintedMan
If I just order _x_ new seal, it'll fix that leak in the cabin.
914Sixer
I just keep buying and throwing the receipts in a folder NEVER to be looked at again. Not knowing the true cost is the best.
Mark Henry
George is an respected vendor. smile.gif
Dave_Darling
"This time, I'll get the part he advertised, for sure!" laugh.gif

--DD
Mark Henry
Oh-Oh....AA will make good on any shipping mistake.
Dave_Darling
My "other car" handles almost as well as the 914 does!

(Getting back in my MINI this week--boy does it feel big and heavy and artificial!)

--DD
Spoke
My 914 does not look like a Fiat.
mobymutt
My wife will like it.
struckn
mad.gif It is too a BOXSTER!
rudedude
It will start at the bottom of the hill in the middle of nowhere as it begins to rain even harder.

KELTY360
You'll never fit that in a 914.
JRust
QUOTE(Mark Henry @ Jun 25 2014, 02:10 PM) *

George is an respected vendor. smile.gif

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