Three old ladies are sitting in the park on a beautiful spring day feeding the pigeons and squirrels, when suddenly, a man in a long trench coat jumps in front of them and throws open his coat. He's completely naked under his jacket. The three old ladies haven't seen such a thing in a very long time, and their blood pressure shoots up quickly. The first old lady lets out a gasp and has a stroke. The second lady sees this and it's too much for her-she gasps and has a stroke, too. The third old lady didn't have a stroke- she was sitting too far away and couldn't reach.

I'm so slow. Had to read it twice to figure out the damn thing. Now it's funny

It's a little to early for me to think too, Joe. Lunch time is when i start waking up.