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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its nose."
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boxstr
Blind man walking past a fish market say's " good morning ladies".
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Aaron Cox
QUOTE (boxstr @ Jan 21 2005, 09:32 AM)
Blind man walking past a fish market say's " good morning ladies".
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you been listening to AFroman - Colt45? IPB Image

that first joke was in the sandbox IPB Image
SLITS
Three men were in a doctor's office and got to talking while waiting.

The 70 ear old lamented that he wished he could pee. I have to stand there and play with it endlessly till I can finally go.

The 80 year old related that he was having trouble having a bowel movement. I sit there and strain and strain endlessly till I can finally go.

The 90 year old looked at them and stated he had no problem with either. "I can peeat 8:00 AM and I can take a crap at 9:00 AM."

So what's the problem then the other two asked.

Well the problem is that I don't wake up until 10:00 AM.











ok, so it's a shitty joke!
bernbomb914
I dont like those old fart jokes Hits to close to home

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d7n7master
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A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids.
She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.

When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts." IPB Image
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