Betty and I have been watching car racing on TV, and we keep coming back to a drinking game idea. We are trying to make it generic for all forms of car racing, but we know we missed some. So add your suggestions.

You must drink if:

anyone on the broadcast team uses the words "Argy Bargy".

anyone on the broadcast team uses the word "Clag"

anyone on the broadcast team uses the word "Traction Event"

Scott Pruett says "Hi to my family at home"

anyone on the broadcast team makes a lame joke "Example - Viper with a missing door - Announcer "Looks like he got his doors blown off"


any time the male announcers start screaming like little girls because of something happening on the track.

anyone on the broadcast team uses any variation on the word "hooning" (not applicable if you are watching formula drift or rallycross)

anytime a car goes upside down in an offroad rally.

anyone on the broadcast team uses the words "Boogity Boogity Boogity".

anytime a Australian V8 Supercar loses an outside mirror.

anyone on the broadcast team uses the word "holeshot"



You must chug your whole drink if:

a Nascar race goes yellow for "Debris on the track"




Now let's here yours!

Wow! You guys sure know how to have fun.

Here hear!

Clay just uses it to take advantage of Betty. He doesn't even drink!!

--DD

it looks like you don't like to drink much.....

Yea Clay, but your leaving out those of us that aren't drinkers.

Drink when...

Danica hits the wall.
Danica gets passed.
Danica gets mad at her crew.
Danica spins.

The name danica is mentionned.

When danceca is interviewed.

When Danielcas car is shown on screen.



Youre going be sauced before the race starts

Any time AJ Foyt has to be bleeped during an interview.

Any time someone calls Tony Stewart "Smoke".